The UK highstreet in one picture; some fast food delivery twat on an E-Bike getting too close to pedestrians.
The fast food nerevarine, to untie the rival companies
While working for gorillas I pulled up to a red light next to some guys from deliveroo, just eat and Uber. I said “what are we, some kind of suicide squad?”. They didn’t get it and I was devastated.
Average East Asian football fan.
“Only the Deliveravatar, master of all three elements, could stop the Pizza Nation.”
“The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed subcategory. He’s got esprit up to here. Right now, he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachnofiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest. Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels like gritty jello, protects like a stack of telephone books.”
― Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
That’s the ultimate level-up! Just gotta master the timing, right…
The Last Uberhkiin
What is better, to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through timely deliveries with no food missing?
I think I know the pedestrians! Just when I think London is huge.
Plot twist: he’s actually a phone snatcher
So the rumours were true!!
This his night job.
By day he works for Apple, Google, and Microsoft.
I don’t get it someone explain please lol 😭
Can’t wait to see Sadiq Khan engage this guy in single combat to the death on top of Tower Bridge
There’s just eat in my deliveroo and Uber eats in my just eat
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He’s the one
The UK highstreet in one picture; some fast food delivery twat on an E-Bike getting too close to pedestrians.
The fast food nerevarine, to untie the rival companies
While working for gorillas I pulled up to a red light next to some guys from deliveroo, just eat and Uber. I said “what are we, some kind of suicide squad?”. They didn’t get it and I was devastated.
Average East Asian football fan.
“Only the Deliveravatar, master of all three elements, could stop the Pizza Nation.”
“The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed subcategory. He’s got esprit up to here. Right now, he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachnofiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest. Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels like gritty jello, protects like a stack of telephone books.”
― Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
That’s the ultimate level-up! Just gotta master the timing, right…
The Last Uberhkiin
What is better, to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through timely deliveries with no food missing?
I think I know the pedestrians! Just when I think London is huge.
Plot twist: he’s actually a phone snatcher
So the rumours were true!!
This his night job.
By day he works for Apple, Google, and Microsoft.
I don’t get it someone explain please lol 😭
Can’t wait to see Sadiq Khan engage this guy in single combat to the death on top of Tower Bridge
There’s just eat in my deliveroo and Uber eats in my just eat
It’s John’on demand !
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