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1. Bruhh 💀

2. This is exactly what an employee of Porto wine would write

   

3. I feel the same way he wife does but when drinking Vinho Verde. Not that I like it, in fact, I would say that João puts something in their wines to make the citizens of other nations engage in carnal acts that otherwise they wouldn’t.

4. That’s why the tourists love it so much

5. ❌ Sandeman ✅ Analman

6. I had my wife drink all colours of Port and she still won’t let me stick it her arse…

   I even gave her an old 50yo Port that had traces of nuts and cinnamon. Still, no arse.

7. Hmm, maybe I can use Porto to change the minds of some guys I’m dating.

8. This post was made by Big Porto

9. Porto is only a way for Portuguese corporate needs to enforce anal among their people.
   Not that they need to

10. Griechischer Wein…

11. Vino portuano

12. I have read this post in the past. I am pretty sure this is either fake, or has been copy pasted for whatever reason by somebody.

    Maybe it’s gorilla marketing from big Porto? 🤣

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