Bend over, lad

by Otherwise-Cable6139

13 comments
  1. The kid on the smashed up iPhone on the right hand side grew up to become the lad who robbed Gary’s sausage

  2. 8 years of this meme has bored me at this point.

    That og pouch is basically gucci, she was ahead of her time.

  3. Amateur hour

    If you can’t roll with your pouch clinched in a pinky do you even smoke?

  4. For some reason she reminds me of that woman who, inspired by a Facebook page, took her two kids on a day trip to where the old bill were encamped trying to coax Raoul Moat out of the tunnels.

    Fucking bizarre situation all round, that. People like herself on one side, the star of the show emerging with the business end of a 12-bore in his cakehole and whilst the commanding officer’s about to draw breath & lay out the plan..

    *Ummm, Sir? ..err, that is, Gazza, Sir..he…*

    *Gazza? What are you talking about, Constable?*

    *Paul Gascoine, Sir. Former England & Newcastle United player,Sir,likes a dri-*

    *I know who he is, Constable! Why are you tel-*

    ***HOWAAAAAAY MURTIIIIIIIIIEEEE! ITS ME, GAZZA, MAN. AH’V BRUNG YE A CHICK’N TIKKA MASALA AND SOME FISHIN GEAH. LETS GAN AFTA SOME BROON TROOT, MAN!***

  5. I swear parents these days…..

    Hands cupped together in a v shape is the superior method. Jfc

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