Greg Gutfeld: Everyone HATES the media

Greg Gutfeld: Everyone HATES the media

♪ ♪ >> Greg: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. OKAY, OKAY. THANK YOU! THANK YOU. I HOPE ENJOYED THOSE FREE SNACKS. FOUND THEM ON THE STREET. HAPPY TUESDAY, EVERYONE. FORMER “TODAY” HOST MATT LAUER IS CONSIDERING A RETURN TO TV AFTER BEING FIRED DUE TO INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL BEHAVIOR. NETWORKS ARE TELLING FEMALE EMPLOYEES NOT TO WORRY, UNLESS YOU’RE HOT. [LAUGHTER] COMEDIAN KATHY GRIFFIN CLAIMS SHE NOW HAS FRIENDS WITH TRUMP SUPPORTERS. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECAUSE SHE’S GOT SO MUCH WORK DONE THEY THINK SHE’S KID ROCK. [LAUGHTER] MARTHA STEWART HAS REPLACED SYDNEY SWEENEY IN THE NEW AMERICAN EAGLE DENIM CAMPAIGN, AND IN RELATED NEWS, JOE BIDEN HAS REPLACED THE BABY ON THE PAMPERS BOX. [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] YEAH. LAST SUNDAY WOODY ALLEN TURNED 90 YEARS OLD. HIS WIFE, SOON-YI, WOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIM AN EXPENSIVE GIFT, BUT SHE HAD ALREADY SPLURGED ON FATHER’S DAY. [LAUGHTER] THE COUNTRY’S LARGEST WARSHIP, THE USS GERALD R. FORD, IS NOW SAILING INTO THE CARIBBEAN DUE TO ESCALATING TENSIONS BETWEEN TRUMP AND VENEZUELA. MEANWHILE, THE USS BIDEN IS PICKING UP A FRESH LOAD OF SPICES FROM THE NEW WORLD. [LAUGHTER] IN A RECENT PHONE CALL, VENEZUELAN PRESIDENT NICOLAS MADURO REJECTED TRUMP’S ULTIMATUM TO STEP DOWN. MADURO’S ADVISORS AREN’T SURE WHAT’S COMING NEXT, BUT THEY RECOMMEND RIDING HIS NAME ON ALL HIS BODY PARTS. [LAUGHTER] I DO THAT ANYWAY. ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, 63% OF VOTERS SAY A 4-YEAR COLLEGE DEGREE IS NOT WORTH THE COST. ONE SAID, “IF I WANT TO WASTE MONEY ON A WORTHLESS PIECE OF PAPER, I WOULD BUY BRIAN KILMEADE’S AUTOGRAPH.” [LAUGHTER] WOW. WOW. A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT EATING PEANUTS CAN IMPROVE YOUR MEMORY. I SAID “PEANUTS.” [LAUGHTER] THEY ALWAYS MAKE THIS MISTAKE. FINALLY, JAPAN HAS INVENTED A HUMAN WASHING MACHINE THAT CAN CLEAN A PERSON FROM HEAD TO TOE IN 15 MINUTES. HA, WE INVENTED THE SAME THING FOR JOY BEHAR. [LAUGHTER] THIS IS PRETTY GOOD. ALL RIGHT, SO THE WHITE HAS LAUNCHED A NEW WEBSITE WHERE THEY HIGHLIGHT THE MEDIA OFFENDER OF THE WEEK. THAT IS WHICHEVER NEWS OUTLET SPINS A TRUMP STORY THE WORST. IT’S GOT TO BE TOUGH COMPETITION. IT’S LIKE THE CAST OF “THE VIEW” COMPETING IN A “DON’T BREAK YOUR CHAIR” CONTEST. BUT AMONG ITS OFFENDER HALL OF SHAME, THEY MENTIONED THE HOAX THAT THE COAST GUARD WILL NO LONGER CLASSIFY SWASTIKAS AS HATE SYMBOLS, AND THE CONSTANT FINDING COVERAGE OF THE MARYLAND DAD. THE MEDIA DIDN’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIS OVERSIGHT. JIM ACOSTA SAYS THE NEW WEBSITE “CRACKED THE CODE ON HOW TO HURT THE PRESS.” NO, JIM, YOU CRACK THAT CODE THE MOMENT YOU OPENED THAT BUTTHOLE YOU CALL YOUR MOUTH. [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] THANK YOU. A HACK AT THE GUARDIAN CALLS IT A DESPERATE GIMMICK, AND “THE WASHINGTON POST” SAYS THE WEBSITE IS “JUST TRUMP RAMPING UP REPORTER ATTACKS.” BUT WHAT REPORTER ATTACKS, EXACTLY? IS THERE ANY PROOF THEY ARE? IT’S LONGER THEY ARE GETTING PAID BY AI. YOU GET A BETTER INVESTIGATION FROM A ROOMBA. IT’S FUNNY HOW THE MEDIA SEEMS OFFENDED THAT SOMEONE BESIDES US IS HOLDING THEM ACCOUNTABLE. IT’S CUTE HOW THEY THINK WE ARE STILL IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE TRUST NEWSPRINT HEADLINES. YEAH, RIGHT BEFORE THEY TURN TO CHUCKLE AT THE LATEST “MARMADUKE. BUT THE WORLD HAS CHANGED. EVERYONE HATES THE MEDIA, INCLUDING TEENS. ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY. OF COURSE, TEENS HATE EVERYTHING. SO I HAVE TO KEEP PAINTING MY VAN A NEW COLOR. [LAUGHTER] BUT 84% OF THEM DISCARD THE MEDIA AS CRAZY, BORING, FAKE, DEPRESSING. I FELT LIKE I WAS READING THE LATEST AMAZON REVIEWS OF SOME RECENT BOOKS. BUT ABOUT HALF BELIEVE THE MEDIA MAKES UP QUOTES, 6 OUT OF 10 BELIEVE THEY TAKE PHOTOS AND VIDEOS OUT OF CONTEXT, AND A THIRD, ONLY A THIRD BELIEVE REPORT IS CORRECT ERRORS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY HAPPEN. AT LEAST ON THIS SHOW WE ALWAYS ADMIT WHEN WE MAKE MISTAKES. FOR INSTANCE, LAST NIGHT WE CALLED J.B. PRITZKER FAT WHEN WE MEANT REALLY FAT. [LAUGHTER] AND YOU KNOW WHAT? WE REGRET THE ERROR. AND WE ARE GOING TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME. ACTUALLY THE AP BLAMES TRUMP. THEY WRITE THAT TEENS REFLECT THE ATTITUDES THEY ARE EXPOSED TO. THAT’S TRUE, BUT THE ATTITUDES THEY ARE EXPOSED TO ARE PREDOMINANTLY YOURS, THE LIBERALS, YOU IDIOTS. IT’S NOT THE RIGHT WHO HAS A STRANGLEHOLD ON THE MEDIA, ACADEMIA, AND HOLLYWOOD. SO STICK THAT THEORY UP YOUR ASS. THAT IS, IF YOU CAN GET IT PAST YOUR HEADS. BUT IN ONE WAY, THE AP IS RIGHT. TRUMP, LIKE A GOOD CONSTRUCTION BOSS, TORE DOWN THE ROTTEN STRUCTURE THAT IS THE LYING MEDIA, AND HE DID IT WITH TWO SIMPLE WORDS: FAKE NEWS. HE REPEATED IT DAILY AND THE MESSAGE SENT AGAIN, SMASHING THIS ILLUSION CREATED BY A CRYPT INDUSTRY, AND WE ARE STARTING WITH A NEW ENVIRONMENT. THE NEWS IS NOW UNDER CONSTRUCTION AND THE OLD TENANTS ARE LOOKING MORE AND MORE HOMELESS EVERY DAY. WOLF BLITZER JUST SOLD ME AN UMBRELLA AND TIMES SQUARE. [LAUGHTER] AND YOU SHOULD’VE SEEN THE GUY WHO SQUEEGEED MY WINDSHIELD. [APPLAUSE] OBVIOUSLY THE MEDIA WOULD PREFER THE OLD DAYS WHEN THEIR MANUFACTURED NARRATIVES WENT UNQUESTIONED. BUT THAT ERA IS DEAD. AFTER THE LAST DECADE OF COVERUPS AND FICTIONS, WE DEVELOPED THE HOAX INSTINCT, SO IN A SO-CALLED BOMBSHELL STORY HITS YOUR NEWSFEED, IT FEELS THE WAY A STORY ABOUT A SIGHTING OF BIGFOOT WOODFIELD. YOU THINK, IS A REALLY BIG FOOT, OR IS THERE A MORE RATIONAL EXPLANATION? [LAUGHTER] REMEMBER, THE MEDIA LIES GOT I.C.E. AGENTS’ CARS RANDOM PEOPLE SHOT AND KILLED. JUST YESTERDAY THE MEDIA HAD PEOPLE BELIEVING TRUMP WAS IN POOR HEALTH, HEALTH, UP TO THEM AND HE RELEASED HIS TEST RESULTS. NOW IT’S TIME FOR THE MEDIA TO TAKE THEIR PANTS OFF FOR EXAMINATION. TRUMP MAY NOT BE THE FIRST PERSON TO DO IT, BUT WHEN HE DOES IT, THE GLOVES ARE OFF. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUESTS! SHE’S SO BUBBLY, SHE GIVES ALL OF US A GAS. “OUTNUMBERED” COHOST, EMILY COMPAGNO! COMEDY FANS TRAVEL FOR MILES TO AVOID HIS SHOWS. COMEDIAN JEFF DYE! HER INFANT SON IS ASKING SANTA FOR NOISE-CANCELING HEADPHONES. “NEW YORK TIMES” BEST SELLING AUTHOR AND FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF! AND OLD LADIES WOULD RATHER SIT ON HIS LAP FOR CHRISTMAS. FORMER NWA WORLD CHAMPION AND PODCAST HOST, TYRUS! EMILY, WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND, BEYOND YOUR UNFATHOMABLE BEAUTY, IS — IS THAT OKAY TO SAY? OKAY, GOOD. >> Tyrus: MAYBE WITHOUT THE SARCASM. SO HE CHEWED THE PUNCH LINE. THAT’S OKAY , CONTINUE. >> Greg: HOW IS THE MEDIA OFFENDED BY SOMEONE HOLDING ACCOUNTABLE? THE ACT LIKE YOU CAN’T DO THIS. >> Emily: AND THEY WERE JUST AS HORRIFIED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP’S STAMINA. SO NOW THEY ARE THREATENING TO BOYCOTT BASED ON THE FACT THAT — BY THE WAY, I LOVE THAT FOR EVERY OFFENDER THERE IS A DROP-DOWN MENU WITH THE SPECIFIC HOAXES AND OFFENSES THEY’VE DONE. IF YOU GO TO THE CNN SECTION OF THE WEBSITE, IT’LL LIST ALL OF THEM. IT IS BRILLIANT AND HYSTERICAL. THE REALITY IS THAT THE WHITE HOUSE HAS TO DO THE WORK FOR IT. THEY HAVE TO PUT OUT THERE EXACTLY WHAT IS TRUE AND WHAT ISN’T, BECAUSE THE PRESS CORPS REFUSES TO PERIODS ANOTHER SAYING, WE ARE NOT GOING TO COVER ANYTHING ANYMORE, BECAUSE YOU ARE PUTTING UP THIS WEBSITE. BUT IT’S JUST THE EXCUSE. REMEMBER, THEY THREATENED THAT WHEN THEY SAID HIS PACE WAS TOO MUCH AND THEY COULDN’T KEEP UP. AND THE HYPERBOLE ABOUT IT, THE SECOND IRONY TO ME, IS THAT THEY ARE LESS CONCERNED WITH THE HOAXES THEMSELVES AND THE DAMAGE THIS HAS CAUSED ON AMERICANS THAN THEY ARE WITH, FOR EXAMPLE, ROSIE O’DONNELL SAYING THAT IT WAS VERBAL RAPE OF THE FEMALE REPORTER. THEY ARE LESS CONCERNED WITH THE HOAX THEN WITH THIS PARTICULAR WEBSITE PUTTING THEM ON BLAST. >> Greg: THEY’RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE EFFECTS OF THE HOAX, JUST THAT THEY GOT CAUGHT, JEFF. WE’VE BEEN DOING THIS FOREVER. THIS SHOW HAS BEEN COVERING THIS STUFF FOREVER. BUT I THINK THAT THE MEDIA ALWAYS COUNTED ON THE PUBLIC FORGETTING THINGS. THEY GET SOMETHING WRONG, THEY QUICKLY MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSE, ESPECIALLY WITH THE NEW CYCLE. BUT THE WHITE HOUSE CAN JUST POINT PEOPLE, GO OVER HERE, HE WAS JIM ACOSTA, HERE’S BRIAN STELTER. >> Jeff: IT’S TRICKY FOR ME, BECAUSE I GET MY NEWS FROM X AND INTO WARS, SASQUATCH CHRONICLES. >> Tyrus: I’M A HUGE SASQUATCH CHRONICLES GUIDE. THE. >> Jeff: THAT’S WHERE I GET MY NEWS. I LOVE SUSPICIOUS NEWS. >> Greg: YES, YOU DO. >> Jeff: I THINK IT’S FASCINATING THAT IN THE THING THEY TALKED ABOUT HOW YOUNG PEOPLE ARE ALREADY SUSPICIOUS OF THE NEWS, THEY ALREADY BELIEVE THERE IS FAKE NEWS NO MATTER WHAT THEY BELIEVE IT IS, SO IF YOU WATCH CNN YOU THINK EVERYTHING ON FOX IS NONSENSE AND IF YOU WATCH FOX YOU THINK EVERY THING ON CNN IS NONSENSE. IF YOU ARE ALREADY AWARE OF THAT, WHY IS THIS SO SHOCKING TO YOU? YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT IT. GOOD, LET’S CALL OUT SOME BS NEWS. >> Greg: BY THE WAY, KAT, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO US. “I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY SAID THAT.” NOW THE WHITE HOUSE IS DOING IT TO THEM. IT’S KIND OF FUN. >> Kat: I SEE HOW ONE COULD MAKE AN ARGUMENT SAYING THAT MAYBE THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE WEIGHING IN AND SAYING WHAT’S MISINFORMATION AND WHAT’S NOT. BUT I THINK IT IS HARD FOR MANY IF NOT MOST DEMOCRATS TO MAKE THAT ARGUMENT, GIVEN ALL THE STUFF THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION DEAD, LIKE ACTUALLY TALKING TO THE SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES LIKE, DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS. SO IT’S REALLY CONVENIENT. PERSONALLY FOR ME I THINK THAT IT IS SO INTERESTING WHAT’S HAPPENING WITH THESE YOUNGER GENERATIONS, BECAUSE IT IS NOT JUST MEDIA. A THIRD OF GEN Z IDENTIFIES INDEPENDENT BECAUSE THEY ARE DONE WITH ALL THE ESTABLISHMENT STUFF. THEY DON’T TRUST ANYONE, THEY DON’T TRUST ANYTHING. NOT THE TEENS, BUT A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THIS GENERATION, THE TEENS WERE IN SCHOOL DURING COVID. I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU COULD GO THROUGH THAT EXPERIENCE AND BE LIKE, I DON’T REALLY TRUST YOU GUYS. OF COURSE I DON’T THINK ANYONE WHO GETS THEIR NEWS FROM CNN AND MSNBC IS GOING TO BE LIKE, NOW THAT THIS WHITE HOUSE WEBSITE SAYS THIS ISN’T REAL, I’VE SEEN THE LIGHT. BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SO ENTRENCHED IN THEIR STUFF. BUT I DON’T TRUST ANYONE’S SOURCE FOR MY NEWS AT ALL. YOU SHOULDN’T TRUST ANYONE. >> Greg: HOW DARE YOU, KAT! >> Kat: I TRUST MY FAMILY, I TRUST MY HUSBAND, AND I TRUST MY CAT. >> Tyrus: I WOULD ALSO RECOMMEND SASQUATCH CHRONICLES. I JUST LIKE TO THROW THAT OUT THERE. VERY TRUSTWORTHY. >> Kat: YOU CAN TRUST YOUR FAMILIES AND CATS. DOGS WORK WITH THE POLICE. [LAUGHTER] ‘S. >> Greg: DOGS WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FOOD. >> Kat: THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING, MY DOG WOULD SELL ME OUT FOR THE TINIEST LITTLE MEATBALL. >> Greg: OH, MY GOD, I’VE WATCHED MY FRENCHY DO THAT. THEY ARE WHORES FOR FOOD, I TELL YOU. TYRUS? >> Tyrus: THIS IS A TYPICAL MISTAKE. I THINK A LOT OF MEN CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WHITE HOUSE WAS DOING. THIS OBVIOUSLY WAS THE PRESIDENT’S IDEA, OR A MAN STANDING NEXT TO THE PRESIDENT WHO SAID, WE ARE GOING TO SET ALL THE SEGMENTS WITH FACTS. [APPLAUSE] I REALLY DON’T FEEL A NEED TO GO FURTHER. AND THEN MEDIA IS ALL ABOUT FEELINGS, AND THEY HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY I WAS FEELING AT THE TIME WHEN TRUMP WAS TALKING, THAT I WAS UPSET AT HIM. AND THAT’S WHY I SAID HE PEED ON RUSSIAN HOOKERS, I WAS UPSET. IT IS FEELINGS VERSUS FACTS. AS WE KNOW, FELLAS, WHEN YOU COME TO A TABLE AND BE LIKE, HERE’S THE FACTS, THERE IS FEELINGS IN THERE AND YOU NEVER REALLY GET THE FACTS. EXACTLY, SEE? I AM TREADING THIS LINE SO CAREFULLY HERE. I WANT TO SAY IT, BUT I’M NOT GOING TO SAY IT. THAT’S THE PROBLEM. THE WHITE HOUSE IS TRYING TO DO THIS CRAZY THING CALLED HIM A LET’S JUST LIST THE FACTUAL STORIES AND THE OTHER SIDE WANTS TO DEAL WITH THE FEELINGS. >> Greg: TO PARAPHRASE, I’M GOING TO COIN A NEW PHRASE, DON’T BRING FACTS TO A FEELING SITE. >> Jeff: I LIKE THAT. >> Greg: SEE WHAT I DID? >> Jeff: I DON’T UNDERSTAND, EARLY EMILY SAID “HYPERBOLE.” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? [LAUGHTER] >> Greg: IT’S PRONOUNCED HYPERBOWL. >> Tyrus: I THINK IT’S LIKE

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