It was only a matter of time before someone fell for it…

by propositionsef

46 comments
  1. There is only one thing that comes to mind when I see the word khalifa. And it’s not cake, actually…..

  2. The same people that fall for this are the same people who are irate that children are being taught to count using Arabic numbers.

  3. This is quality! Can just imagine how many people will instantly froth at the mouth and burst a blood vessel.

    Edit – Just noticed brown Santa too 🤣

  4. People so desperately want these things to be true to validate their nonsense beliefs.

  5. I’m surprised that no one has called for its deportation..

  6. But… It *is* halal. Always has been gelatin free. Fuck me, the bar for intelligence is just so, so low.

  7. This Facebook user didn’t “fall for it”, they were posting that as bait and then laughing about it in an anti racism Facebook group. I would find the post but I don’t want to

  8. Typical of his sort. Probably spent the day enraged telling his mates about how Colin the caterpillar has been replaced with a Muslim version.

  9. What in the sofa in the garden is “Non halal restaurants in the uk” – these people must live such anger filled sad lives

  10. People have no idea what halal means 🤣. Water is halal for example!! Will the gammons get riled with our schools now encouraging our children to drink halal fluids!!!

  11. I’d buy one. Something different.

    I know it’s not real

  12. As funny as it can be to trick idiots it also doesn’t help, it still reinforces their beliefs because they’re idiots

  13. The right wing is essentially weaponising stupidity.

  14. The country’s gone mad …….. time to move to Dubai

  15. I cackled at this while waiting for my car windows to clear lol. Surely no-one is stupid enough to fall for this right? Right!?

  16. Of course it’s in a group dedicated to opposing halal restaurants. They only hate halal restaurants cause it’s a muslim. Never hear them say a word about Kosher

  17. Why make a post saying ‘I don’t know if this is true..’ just look it up before if you you have doubts fs.

  18. Yet they vote for grifters like Tice who actually live under Sharia Law

  19. None of them even believe this is true, they’re just willing it to be to be outraged

    That white chocolate headdress makes me wish it was real

  20. As a disabled person I’m genuinely confused

    Has Collin the Caterpillar of M&S got himself a relative called Khalifa? Like actually? Coz if so it means that Collin isn’t the only caterpillar on the shelf so he’s less lonely

    From other comments it looks like racism bait tho for the “they steal our jobs” “They’re ruining our country” idiots of the UK (Realistically people only “steal” the jobs people who are living in the UK already didn’t want

    And these people DO realize that “they’re ruining our country” just screams “waa I’m scared of change” and that white skin colour is actually a mutation of dark skin colour not the other way around right?)

  21. Anyone offended by halal, £50 notes are halal too (shocking I know).

    I am currently collecting them. Feel free to send them to me. In order to prevent trauma, and I will dispose of them safely, so you are not affected.

    Water is also halal

    So are vegetables

    So is air.

  22. They should do it for real – imagine the amount of piss boiled

  23. So of course this is funny, a moron falling for it, the cake is funny etc etc.

    But, whilst the thread is generally finding the stupidity amusing, does that equal support for halal meat in itself for preparation? I know that many practices now include stunning, but assuming that’s not something we’d know — do you care either sway about the slaughter of the animal?

    Disclaimer: this is one of those things called a question, not a “this is my belief and I’m passively aggressively dressing it up as a question.”

  24. The “press” usually roll out the old bullshit stories about now- the Daily Heil often drops “Birminghams Bullring shopping centre bans Christmas decorations!” or “Shop staff told to call it the Holiday Season as they ban Christmas trees!”

    Then Facebook fills up with the usual outraged muppets wondering what “they” will take from us next.

  25. “I don’t know if this is true, that’s how deeply ingrained stupid is now”

  26. It’s obviously bollocks and the idiots scream they are taking over our Christmas happens every year I like to ask them which church they are celebrating Christmas from and obviously these people have never been to church

    however I would rather my meat wasn’t slaughtered to halal standard and sadly most of it is these days

  27. Not the Charlie Kirk face over Che Guevara’s in the profile pic 💀😂🤦‍♂️

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