Half an oz of gear. Put return to sender detailing Farages office.
Im posting them some eggs. Gonna leave them on the radiator for a bit first
So here is a little trick, put the used tea bags in a sandwhich bag while still damp and warm, tie it up and apply pvs glue to the outside then pop it in the envelope.
This way its nice and mouldy but doesnt leak in the post, and the opening of the envelope forces the bag to rip releasing a nice aroma everytime.
Careful folks, stick to sending gravel. Sending noxious substances is an offence (I think iunder the 1908 Post Office Act) and treated seriously. Don’t put yourselves in a false position just for a bit of A tier trolling.
Isn’t the reform hq in London a fake building that they don’t actually exist at
Apparently, if you tape a reply paid envelope to an old tyre and take it to a sorting office, Royal Mail will deliver it. The recipient will then have to pay to dispose of it. Just thought I’d mention it.
stick it on a box of bricks
I’m sending a fox shit.
Not gonna lie, kinda wish I’d thought of this before binning it!
I wish I lived in Wales so I could reply with a letter asking how they intend to solve the issues they list in letters like crime, child poverty, NHS pressures, etc.
Their whole ideology is tax cuts, deregulation, more privatisation and limited public spending.
So how exactly do they intend to solve these issues in Wales without… tax rises and massive public spending for public services?
Are they just going to print more money or what?
Or hope the private sector will sort it out? Yeah, we’ve seen how that worked under the Tories…
Not to mention the whole deportations thing. They want to retroactively abolish ILR, which effectively means deporting countless foreign nurses.
Tell me how that helps the NHS? Curious.
Isn’t Millbank Tower where Tory HQ is?
Why dont I get one?
I would fill it up with glitter. The ones with gravel, or are weirdly lumpy and damp, they’ll probably start rejecting. But glitter is light, they won’t know it’s a trap until they open it.
Ooh you got them good with this one
Send dog shit back.
So many blind and bigoted lefty fuckwits in one place.
You’re a genius my friend. I will send them some kebabs and indian curry.
Please post the full freepost code so everyone can do this even without a letter
Before it’s too late, scan and upload the envelope so we can print more!!
I think we should send them some lovely woke rainbow glitter covered dog poo.
Many many years ago, I used to rip up BNP leaflets into tiny bits and use these envelopes to send them back.
just fill it with all the junk mail you get
Wife and I had the unsolicited mail from Reform. From the way our names were printed, it looked like what our bank has about us . I wonder where they got our details? It isn’t the same as our electoral roll info.
Great minds. I had this letter. I tore it in half, wrote I WILL NEVER VOTE for FASCISTS on it, and popped it back to dear ol’ Nige.
Dude what’s the free post code???
Just send the empty envelope back, no postal offences committed, still using their free postage and I think empty about sums them up
Used teabags? Brilliant! 😂☕️
Returned mine with “Russian interference in uk politics” as my issue of biggest concern.
All these “I’m sending (insert banter)”
No you’re not, you just want a like on an internet forum.
Just put it in the bin like everyone else does with every political party’s bollocks and move on.
Vote Reform for the future of the UK! How long before this sub deletes this message because it doesn’t like it?
I’ve got into the habit of sending all my spam to all my other spam.
The rest goes through the letter box of the local estate agent who refuse to stop putting an actual newspaper sized advert through my door every month.
My dad does this with any junk mail that comes with a prepaid envelop. Rips off anything that can identify him, shoves it in the prepaid envelope and posts. If no prepaid envelip he tries to find and address then posts without a stamp.
Fighting “hate” with hate. Classy 👍
Return the envelope empty, they have to pay the postage then.
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Would it be bad to send a snotty tissue? (I joke)
Finally somewhere to put my dirty cum socks
Couple of slices of gammon?
Half an oz of gear. Put return to sender detailing Farages office.
Im posting them some eggs. Gonna leave them on the radiator for a bit first
So here is a little trick, put the used tea bags in a sandwhich bag while still damp and warm, tie it up and apply pvs glue to the outside then pop it in the envelope.
This way its nice and mouldy but doesnt leak in the post, and the opening of the envelope forces the bag to rip releasing a nice aroma everytime.
Careful folks, stick to sending gravel. Sending noxious substances is an offence (I think iunder the 1908 Post Office Act) and treated seriously. Don’t put yourselves in a false position just for a bit of A tier trolling.
Isn’t the reform hq in London a fake building that they don’t actually exist at
Apparently, if you tape a reply paid envelope to an old tyre and take it to a sorting office, Royal Mail will deliver it. The recipient will then have to pay to dispose of it. Just thought I’d mention it.
stick it on a box of bricks
I’m sending a fox shit.
Not gonna lie, kinda wish I’d thought of this before binning it!
I wish I lived in Wales so I could reply with a letter asking how they intend to solve the issues they list in letters like crime, child poverty, NHS pressures, etc.
Their whole ideology is tax cuts, deregulation, more privatisation and limited public spending.
So how exactly do they intend to solve these issues in Wales without… tax rises and massive public spending for public services?
Are they just going to print more money or what?
Or hope the private sector will sort it out? Yeah, we’ve seen how that worked under the Tories…
Not to mention the whole deportations thing. They want to retroactively abolish ILR, which effectively means deporting countless foreign nurses.
Tell me how that helps the NHS? Curious.
Isn’t Millbank Tower where Tory HQ is?
Why dont I get one?
I would fill it up with glitter. The ones with gravel, or are weirdly lumpy and damp, they’ll probably start rejecting. But glitter is light, they won’t know it’s a trap until they open it.
Ooh you got them good with this one
Send dog shit back.
So many blind and bigoted lefty fuckwits in one place.
You’re a genius my friend. I will send them some kebabs and indian curry.
Please post the full freepost code so everyone can do this even without a letter
Before it’s too late, scan and upload the envelope so we can print more!!
I think we should send them some lovely woke rainbow glitter covered dog poo.
Many many years ago, I used to rip up BNP leaflets into tiny bits and use these envelopes to send them back.
just fill it with all the junk mail you get
Wife and I had the unsolicited mail from Reform. From the way our names were printed, it looked like what our bank has about us . I wonder where they got our details? It isn’t the same as our electoral roll info.
Great minds. I had this letter. I tore it in half, wrote I WILL NEVER VOTE for FASCISTS on it, and popped it back to dear ol’ Nige.
Dude what’s the free post code???
Just send the empty envelope back, no postal offences committed, still using their free postage and I think empty about sums them up
Used teabags? Brilliant! 😂☕️
Returned mine with “Russian interference in uk politics” as my issue of biggest concern.
All these “I’m sending (insert banter)”
No you’re not, you just want a like on an internet forum.
Just put it in the bin like everyone else does with every political party’s bollocks and move on.
Vote Reform for the future of the UK! How long before this sub deletes this message because it doesn’t like it?
I’ve got into the habit of sending all my spam to all my other spam.
The rest goes through the letter box of the local estate agent who refuse to stop putting an actual newspaper sized advert through my door every month.
My dad does this with any junk mail that comes with a prepaid envelop. Rips off anything that can identify him, shoves it in the prepaid envelope and posts. If no prepaid envelip he tries to find and address then posts without a stamp.
Fighting “hate” with hate. Classy 👍
Return the envelope empty, they have to pay the postage then.
Wow, I wish I had this much time. Losers
This is great advertising
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