He’ll loose his mind completely when he finds out it’s vegan, and that when a trans person is perfectly allowed to go into a shop and buy it…. I’m sure we’ll all hear him screaming.
Engage critical thinking.
Halal is a process of killing animals for consumption.
Does HP sauce contain animals? No.
Therefore HP sauce automatically passes.
I want to know what they meant when they said that they wanted to “play it safe” by making a bacon sandwich. Do they believe Muslims drink non-muslim blood and that they are allergic to bacon?
We need Britain to be back British
The Muslamic infidel are trying to get their law over our country. You’ve got the the Iraqi law they’ve put down in London.
It’s happening in other countries and you’ve got like, Muslamic Ray Guns
Dudes gonna stop drinking water.
Don’t tell bro that all fish and chips are also halal.
They made your water halal too.
You gonna stop using it?
Oh no. I hate to think of the inhumane way those tomatoes and vinegar were slaughtered.
I feel sorry for people like this, if this is there life, they must have so little else going on. Ranting about HP online is as close to a hobby as they can get.
Wait until he finds out about his butter and the bread too 😱
Wait
HP stands for *Houses of Parliament*?
There are halal checker apps out there. People terrified that they’re eating it should download one and head to their local supermarket.
5 minutes later…
“OMG, they’ve made nearly everything halal!”
That’s nothing, I found out today that my toilet cleaner is Vegan.
I thought at the beginning that it was a Muslim guy eating a bacon sarnie complaining the HP sauce wasn’t halal
I had some toast this morning, only to discover it was vegan toast 🤬 bloody woke nonce sense!
I’m not muslim, and not actively practising any religion, I’m confused with the general hatred for halal. Does it change how it tastes? Does halal foods make you writhe in pain?
Bloody typical, they’ll be making halal vegetables and mineral water next. They’ll probably make them vegan while they’re at it as well!
Facebook is utter garbage, I do not believe the people who run these pages have any genuine concerns.
It’s all just engagement bait.
“play it safe” 😂
little did he know that HP stands for Halal Palestine
Suprised they eat it. I thought white sauce would be the condiment of choice to go with gammon.
OH NO!!!!! As a Muslim we are allergic to bacon, the mere sight of a pig will end my life. Ban them, ban them allllllll /S
I own cute guinea pigs, turns out we just don’t eat it lol.
HAHA!!! GOTCHA!!!!
We’ve been secretly adding halal to all the sauces you put on the bacon and sausage sarnies. It acts as a cancelling agent turning all the food halal.
Shhhhh! Don’t tell them about the bread
😆😆😆
Water is halal. Potato is halal. Rice is halal. Pasta is halal. All vegetables are halal.
Please live exclusively on pork and that should solve the problem relatively quickly.
The local Muslim youths in my town have halal cocaine, what a time to be alive
I hate it more cos Halal meat tastes exactly the same as regular meat.
Its not cooked any different, these lemons only dont like it cos it has a funny name and funny name means foreign and foreign means badddd.
I used to see this kind of logic from extremely idiotic Hindu right wing in India. Can’t believe UK is doing the same.
This is why you should buy Stokes brown sauce. It is made in England and isn’t certified halal (although probably technically is halal)
This is like when Germans boycotted Coka-cola in the 40s because they found out it was koscher
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Awww poor little baby.
He’ll loose his mind completely when he finds out it’s vegan, and that when a trans person is perfectly allowed to go into a shop and buy it…. I’m sure we’ll all hear him screaming.
Engage critical thinking.
Halal is a process of killing animals for consumption.
Does HP sauce contain animals? No.
Therefore HP sauce automatically passes.
I want to know what they meant when they said that they wanted to “play it safe” by making a bacon sandwich. Do they believe Muslims drink non-muslim blood and that they are allergic to bacon?
We need Britain to be back British
The Muslamic infidel are trying to get their law over our country. You’ve got the the Iraqi law they’ve put down in London.
It’s happening in other countries and you’ve got like, Muslamic Ray Guns
Dudes gonna stop drinking water.
Don’t tell bro that all fish and chips are also halal.
They made your water halal too.
You gonna stop using it?
Oh no. I hate to think of the inhumane way those tomatoes and vinegar were slaughtered.
I feel sorry for people like this, if this is there life, they must have so little else going on. Ranting about HP online is as close to a hobby as they can get.
Wait until he finds out about his butter and the bread too 😱
Wait
HP stands for *Houses of Parliament*?
There are halal checker apps out there. People terrified that they’re eating it should download one and head to their local supermarket.
5 minutes later…
“OMG, they’ve made nearly everything halal!”
That’s nothing, I found out today that my toilet cleaner is Vegan.
I thought at the beginning that it was a Muslim guy eating a bacon sarnie complaining the HP sauce wasn’t halal
I had some toast this morning, only to discover it was vegan toast 🤬 bloody woke nonce sense!
I’m not muslim, and not actively practising any religion, I’m confused with the general hatred for halal. Does it change how it tastes? Does halal foods make you writhe in pain?
Bloody typical, they’ll be making halal vegetables and mineral water next. They’ll probably make them vegan while they’re at it as well!
Facebook is utter garbage, I do not believe the people who run these pages have any genuine concerns.
It’s all just engagement bait.
“play it safe” 😂
little did he know that HP stands for Halal Palestine
Suprised they eat it. I thought white sauce would be the condiment of choice to go with gammon.
OH NO!!!!! As a Muslim we are allergic to bacon, the mere sight of a pig will end my life. Ban them, ban them allllllll /S
I own cute guinea pigs, turns out we just don’t eat it lol.
HAHA!!! GOTCHA!!!!
We’ve been secretly adding halal to all the sauces you put on the bacon and sausage sarnies. It acts as a cancelling agent turning all the food halal.
Shhhhh! Don’t tell them about the bread
😆😆😆
Water is halal. Potato is halal. Rice is halal. Pasta is halal. All vegetables are halal.
Please live exclusively on pork and that should solve the problem relatively quickly.
The local Muslim youths in my town have halal cocaine, what a time to be alive
I hate it more cos Halal meat tastes exactly the same as regular meat.
Its not cooked any different, these lemons only dont like it cos it has a funny name and funny name means foreign and foreign means badddd.
I used to see this kind of logic from extremely idiotic Hindu right wing in India. Can’t believe UK is doing the same.
This is why you should buy Stokes brown sauce. It is made in England and isn’t certified halal (although probably technically is halal)
This is like when Germans boycotted Coka-cola in the 40s because they found out it was koscher
Taste like shi.. hallal or not
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