About 20 years ago I worked with a woman who was a grandma at 36. Both she and her daughter had a kid at 18. She could be a great-grandmother now before she’s 60
Should have taken his great grandad with him for moral support.
Imagine being in England and having a granddad called Kyle
I both want and don’t want to understand how someone becomes a grandparent at 37.
37yo grandad Kyle.
🤣
My grandmother was 38 when I was born. She wasn’t called kyle though
I know the wirral, he’s not the only grandad that age that needs locking up
“Just had to teach ‘im a lesson for nickin’ me keys. So I went ‘ome to get me ‘ammer, which I keep just inside the front door for emergen…. Wait ‘ow’d I get in the front door?”
Jesus. I’m 41 and don’t even have kids yet.
How’d he get the hammer
Which one of the 15 pints do you think was spiked?
This reminds me of the fact that I became an uncle at 7
Notice how it doesn’t say religion or race. Yet they try to say there’s no echo chambers or agendas lol
There’s a lot to unpack there
Behold the master race!
Says the Wirral but we know it’s Birkenhead.
Was limited to be a grandad of four grandchildren, now the limit’s the sky. No need to correct me on the idiom, for I know it is wrong.
His last sentence was *manners. Maketh. Man*

His keys for what, his Car.
I went to school with a lass who is 39/40…she has 10 grand children.
Every couple of months it pops into my head and I go look at her account to see if she’s announced another
Makes sense. Someone spiked his drink to see some HAMMER TIME!
What in the council estate
Someone spike his 12th pint
Drinks don’t need to be spiked for this to happen. People do become violent just from being drunk.
It’s ironic how alcohol is the legal drug and cannabis is illegal and stigmatised.
You just *know* he paints roundabouts and hangs flags on lampposts.
Violent grandad??
37???????
Wirral? Ah.
They say the Wirral but they mean Birkenhead.
This is a 10/10 birko story. I’ve lived there too long.
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About 20 years ago I worked with a woman who was a grandma at 36. Both she and her daughter had a kid at 18. She could be a great-grandmother now before she’s 60
Should have taken his great grandad with him for moral support.
Imagine being in England and having a granddad called Kyle
I both want and don’t want to understand how someone becomes a grandparent at 37.
37yo grandad Kyle.
🤣
My grandmother was 38 when I was born. She wasn’t called kyle though
I know the wirral, he’s not the only grandad that age that needs locking up
“Just had to teach ‘im a lesson for nickin’ me keys. So I went ‘ome to get me ‘ammer, which I keep just inside the front door for emergen…. Wait ‘ow’d I get in the front door?”
Jesus. I’m 41 and don’t even have kids yet.
How’d he get the hammer
Which one of the 15 pints do you think was spiked?
This reminds me of the fact that I became an uncle at 7
Notice how it doesn’t say religion or race. Yet they try to say there’s no echo chambers or agendas lol
There’s a lot to unpack there
Behold the master race!
Says the Wirral but we know it’s Birkenhead.
Was limited to be a grandad of four grandchildren, now the limit’s the sky. No need to correct me on the idiom, for I know it is wrong.
His last sentence was *manners. Maketh. Man*

His keys for what, his Car.
I went to school with a lass who is 39/40…she has 10 grand children.
Every couple of months it pops into my head and I go look at her account to see if she’s announced another
Makes sense. Someone spiked his drink to see some HAMMER TIME!
What in the council estate
Someone spike his 12th pint
Drinks don’t need to be spiked for this to happen. People do become violent just from being drunk.
It’s ironic how alcohol is the legal drug and cannabis is illegal and stigmatised.
You just *know* he paints roundabouts and hangs flags on lampposts.
Violent grandad??
37???????
Wirral? Ah.
They say the Wirral but they mean Birkenhead.
This is a 10/10 birko story. I’ve lived there too long.
Grandad at 37 helps paint the picture
Odds on that pub having a flat roof?
“grandad, 37”
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