He cannot argue with her majesty without offending royalty. Kings do not kill kings to quote Saladin
Brits could win Wars armed only with Sarcasm and Tea.
As always the Queen was an absolute legend
Nice joke, but I’m pretty sure the Saudi king is fine with other countries rules as long as nobody interferes with how Saudi Arabia does things
“The Queen of England”
Good old Queen.
It wasn’t in Saudi Arabia, it was in the UK btw
I’m not super into the royals or anything but I do admire her for doing this.
Shame about the pedo-enabling.
Context – She drove him around Balmoral. Also Queen of England isn’t the name or correct title.
100% true. He thought he was getting a tour of the estate (obvs with a male driver) She scared the crap out of him by hooning it around, talking all the time. The translator was emploring her to slow down.
Respect to the old girl.
Not like he could stop her. She’s the Queen. Poor guy was out of his league
She also channeled money into a offshore bank,
Helped keep Jimmey Savile hidden,
Protected her nonce son who was close friends with a sex trafficker.
He was probably more surprised as to why someone so filthy rich needed to driveÂ
I mean it’s probably for the best, right?!
Nonse protector.
When One is monarch then One can troll obnoxious religious bigots. Seriously, screw wahhabiists, they deserve to be trolled.
They should have put that in The Crown tbh, they made the queen way more stuffy and uppity in later years than it sounds like she was. It sounds like she still liked to watch people fuck around and find out and I say that as someone who’s not a fan of the royals (idk why I even watched the crown, I ended up watching one season at like 4am while drinking laxatives prepping for a colonoscopy if that gives you an idea of where I was mentally watching this show)
Similarly they didn’t include the attempted kidnap of Princess Anne who seems like the more affable and funny of the older surviving royals in the few interviews she’s done.
They should have included so many weird and unconventional or passive aggressive things they did, but I think they were so focused on making them seem serious when the royal family are absolutely at best an odd spectacle we all gawk at occasionally.
Misleading and outdated. Women can drive in SA and have been able to do for years. Even when they “weren’t” it wasn’t enforced and women drove if they wanted to.
Did she also give him tips on how to throw money around to protect the nonces in the family.
Seriously, I know some brits bend at the knee likes it’s an in built compulsion but we know she shielded her pedo son from repercussion. Fuck the old dead bitch.
Wait til you hear about the prank she pulled on Diana
Supposedly, the Saudi King was offered a tour of Balmoral estate by the Queen. The Land Rovers were brought over, and the King and his interpreter climbed in. At which point the Queen hopped in the driver’s seat and roared off, driving at great speeds around the narrow lanes. Of course, she knew them so well she could probably do it blindfolded. Point about “female drivers” successfully made!
This how you SHOULD treat the backwards leaders of backwards places. Make them uncomfortable and ram their repression in their faces.
“terrorised”
Ohhh he scared. Very scared. Petrified.
>Queen of England
Why are you writing like an American?
Lizzie didn’t scare him just because she was a woman driver… she deliberately sped around the estate like she was on a joyride.
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He cannot argue with her majesty without offending royalty. Kings do not kill kings to quote Saladin
Brits could win Wars armed only with Sarcasm and Tea.
As always the Queen was an absolute legend
Nice joke, but I’m pretty sure the Saudi king is fine with other countries rules as long as nobody interferes with how Saudi Arabia does things
“The Queen of England”
Good old Queen.
It wasn’t in Saudi Arabia, it was in the UK btw
I’m not super into the royals or anything but I do admire her for doing this.
Shame about the pedo-enabling.
Context – She drove him around Balmoral. Also Queen of England isn’t the name or correct title.
100% true. He thought he was getting a tour of the estate (obvs with a male driver) She scared the crap out of him by hooning it around, talking all the time. The translator was emploring her to slow down.
Respect to the old girl.
Not like he could stop her. She’s the Queen. Poor guy was out of his league
She also channeled money into a offshore bank,
Helped keep Jimmey Savile hidden,
Protected her nonce son who was close friends with a sex trafficker.
He was probably more surprised as to why someone so filthy rich needed to driveÂ
I mean it’s probably for the best, right?!
Nonse protector.
When One is monarch then One can troll obnoxious religious bigots. Seriously, screw wahhabiists, they deserve to be trolled.
They should have put that in The Crown tbh, they made the queen way more stuffy and uppity in later years than it sounds like she was. It sounds like she still liked to watch people fuck around and find out and I say that as someone who’s not a fan of the royals (idk why I even watched the crown, I ended up watching one season at like 4am while drinking laxatives prepping for a colonoscopy if that gives you an idea of where I was mentally watching this show)
Similarly they didn’t include the attempted kidnap of Princess Anne who seems like the more affable and funny of the older surviving royals in the few interviews she’s done.
They should have included so many weird and unconventional or passive aggressive things they did, but I think they were so focused on making them seem serious when the royal family are absolutely at best an odd spectacle we all gawk at occasionally.
Misleading and outdated. Women can drive in SA and have been able to do for years. Even when they “weren’t” it wasn’t enforced and women drove if they wanted to.
Did she also give him tips on how to throw money around to protect the nonces in the family.
Seriously, I know some brits bend at the knee likes it’s an in built compulsion but we know she shielded her pedo son from repercussion. Fuck the old dead bitch.
Wait til you hear about the prank she pulled on Diana
Supposedly, the Saudi King was offered a tour of Balmoral estate by the Queen. The Land Rovers were brought over, and the King and his interpreter climbed in. At which point the Queen hopped in the driver’s seat and roared off, driving at great speeds around the narrow lanes. Of course, she knew them so well she could probably do it blindfolded. Point about “female drivers” successfully made!
This how you SHOULD treat the backwards leaders of backwards places. Make them uncomfortable and ram their repression in their faces.
“terrorised”
Ohhh he scared. Very scared. Petrified.
>Queen of England
Why are you writing like an American?
Lizzie didn’t scare him just because she was a woman driver… she deliberately sped around the estate like she was on a joyride.
love the no nonsense queen.
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