Pirates of the Caribbean featuring Pete Hegseth as Jack Sparrow.

Posted by Ralph–Hinkley

31 comments
  1. Well it’s simple really, oil has value to the bastards that run the U.$.A… the lives of people, those born in Venezuela *or* those born here in this country, not so much.

  2. Pete Hegseth doesn’t know Jack Sparrow. Hegseth also doesn’t know Jack Shit.

  3. How do you know they didn’t murder the oil tanker operators?

  4. The ICC just started another section in their U.S. Violations file.

  5. The problem is those small boats only carried fish whereas this carried liquid gold and that’s what they want.

  6. If this turns out to be owned by like a Russian billionaire flying fake flags for the shadow fleet that will be so fucking funny.

  7. JHFC what does this even mean? Are we starting to compare the magnitude of various war crimes?

    Have we really gotten to that point?

  8. No wonder he wants to get rid of the competition in Minnesota.

  9. They did a second strike, at shipwrecked, that’s the example given in the military code for what constitutes a war crime

  10. The Soccer Peace Prize had a asterisk *Stealing tanker ships allowed.

  11. They didn’t blow up the tanker and destroy the environment? Is Hegseth woke now?

  12. Venuzuelan fisherman now carrying a few barrels of oil when they go out so they can be “liberated” instead of executed.

  13. Alright, who was the idiot who showed Trump and Hegseth the Tanker Mission in Call of Duty

  14. The US saw what the Somali pirates were doing and said yeah, lets do that.

    Hegseth thought the pirates in Captain Phillips were the heroes.

  15. they want Venezuela to react and then claim the victim card… we have seen this story before….How the hell did this one government in less than a year make a lot of conspiracy theories going back 40 years start making sense..

  16. also its Pirates of the Carrot-Being and Pete is Pintel Hegshit and Kash is Ragetti lol (wonky eyes)

  17. This is gonna have its own chapter under the “war crimes” part of their wiki.

  18. I hope the Hague issues a warrant for these people and the orange one visits Scotland sometime after.

  19. They’re going to have to take the oil away to be checked for drugs. The best way to do this is to turn it into fuel and run it through cars.

  20. he is, in fact, the worst secretary of war i’ve ever heard of

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