Israel wins (it was promised to them 3000 years ago)

by axhp

43 comments

  1. Wow, can’t believe Portugal made it to the list. I wanna gives thanks to the people that died for this.

  3. We were robbed! (it’s kinda funny to have a list without us for one though, so it’s okay.)

  4. *I like how it was serious until it wasn’t….also help I pressed a random button on my keyboard by accident and now my comments are in italic.*

  6. Ah wait….. I really got angry at a point but England got best food, and Ukraine got most aggressive… Belgium got funniest must be other way around day.

  9. This victory is in no way part of the deal for y’all to buy weaponry from us. Idk what you’re talking about.

    Also, a user flair here was promised to us 3,000 years ago as well.

  12. i liked this, it started serious and ended in shitpost.

    finally some good fucking 2we4u peak

  14. Once again Finland is forgotten. Pitäkää tunkkinne perkele!

  15. i swear if notreal wins eurovision this year i will blame this chart

  16. OP, how am I supposed to see the previous posts, when you hide them in your profile?

  18. guys we dit it, we created the perfect ragebait. Let’s post it on r/europe

  19. Can’t lie, seeing a Hans make Israel jokes really does tighten the cheeks

  21. I think we fucked up… we just voted Israel into Europe.

  25. At some point the list went from being serious to a warfare creator

  29. My takes (serious ones… mostly…):

    Most underrated – 🇸🇮 (the richest former communist country)

    Most overrated – 🇩🇪 (have you heard about their new airport?)

    Best – 🇨🇭 (filthy rich)

    Worst – 🇧🇾🇷🇺/🇺🇦🇲🇩 (first 2 are tyrannies, last 2 are very poor)

    Funniest – 🇬🇧 if by “the funniest” we understand the one with the best sense of humour, if by “the funniest” we understand the one we laugh at most… still 🇬🇧

    Most annoying – 🇩🇪 (duh)

    Most potential – 🇵🇱 (I agree with others)

    Most wasted potential – 🇮🇹 (I agree too)

    Best flag – 🇬🇧🇳🇴🇨🇭 if only national flags are taken into consideration (Wales is not an independent country), if all flags are permitted – Jolly Roger

    Worst flag – 🇧🇾 if only national flags are taken into consideration, if all flags are permitted – probably still 🇧🇾 (although the subnational flags of Liberia are also awful, some US flags are too)

    Best country name – 🇲🇪 (MonteWHAT???), 🇳🇴 (as Norvegia), 🇱🇮, 🇱🇺, 🇦🇩 (as it was some sci-fi planet)

    Most irrelevant – 🇲🇩 (very poor and almost nobody heard about them)

    One season wonder – 🇫🇮 (once upon a time they had Nokia… and then they lost their mojo)

    Most aggresive – 🇩🇪🇷🇺 (are even any doubts about it?)

    Best food – 🇫🇷🇮🇹 (one of these)

    Best music – 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇮🇹/🇬🇧 (first 3 if classical music, the last one if popular music)

  30. Lmao, a compliment of their best music that was promised them 3000 yrs ago.

  32. Posting Israel stuff in a Europe sub. Living rent free.

  34. I see that the last lineshonour the circle jerk part of the sub ! I love democracy

  35. Didn’t know arabic countries could be chosen as well for this…

  37. Did you guys put us there because you wanna play with our space lasers?

  38. Well Hans, for some reason you and we aren’t on the list when we could easily both fit into most categories, we should make our own list with some loose women thrown in

  41. Hey, Pedro here, its nice to see my country on best foo… WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? FOH’KENG BARREH!! Y’U STULEN MAEH BLADY PLECE!

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