Russia threatens to use Satan-2 hypersonic nuclear missile to strike Britain

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  1. Ah Russia, another day another threat.

    They would not fucking do that, cause then NATO would immediately wipe them off the face of the Earth.

  2. Real or fiction, this reads like some sort of mad man’s mind. Fuck me sideways, the mental gymnastics these guys go through is actually insane…. Get me of off the is crazy train I’m ready to leave

  3. If they were going to do it, they wouldn’t keep threatening to do it.

    They’re just trying to scare the population into putting pressure on the government to stop acting against Russia, because the vast majority of the population would generally prefer to not die in nuclear hellfire.
    The thing is, we’ve done this many times this year, and *many* more times since the advent of the atomic bomb.
    It’s played out.

  4. Well if he’s gonna can he hurry up. I’ve got work on Monday and I’d rather not wake up just to be atomised I’ll be very annoyed.

  5. Blah blah again from putin and co. Stop talking and just do it. Then we’ll see the reaction.
    Ouch!

  6. Just stop giving him any attention just ignore him it’s like North Korea and we may have to send some food parcels 📦 but that’s about it

  7. Fed up of it now. Just use them already, then the rest of nato can wipe Russia off the map and the world can move on

  8. Didn’t we get Satan’d last week…oh and the week before…and the week before that.

    Frankly with the heat we have this weekend I could do with the coast being a few miles closer.

  9. If the disparity between their conventional forces on paper and in reality is anything to go by, their scary nuclear arsenal probably wouldn’t live up to the hype. Imagine how many important components have been stolen and sold off by their own guys.

    I’m not suggesting for a moment that we try and call Putin’s bluff on this one, but it’s something worth thinking about.

  10. If its hypersonic, will I hear it coming?

    Its bad enough that nuclear annihilation will ruin my Sunday pint. I don’t want my last minutes to be disturbed by some shreeking sound coming towards me….

  11. All countries have clear nuclear deployment criteria, none of these have, or will ever be met for Russian unless it does some considerable creative application.

    Essentially, this is talk for the internal Russian population and for consumption of British nationals to try and pressure the government to back down.

    Putin no more likely to Nuke us out the blue than we will him.

  12. I don’t pay any heed to this anymore. It just occurred that there is nothing that I can do about it. And if it happens the human population will in high probability be wiped out or reduced to some horrid subsistence. Would be nice to get wrecked in the initial strike to be fair, get it done with quick.

    Just gonna potter on, hoping a bit of sanity prevails and less people die and suffer.

  13. Threatened to launch at the UK ‘IF’ we try to destroy Russia, which nobody is going to do or even threatening to do. BS sensationalist gutter press nonsense intended to scare people so that Mr Boris Clown de Trousers can be thier hewo. Total garbage news, they have been spewing this bluff and bluster about nukes since the start so not even ‘news’ lol. *raspberry*

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  14. The “scrap Trident” commentators are very quiet at the moment.

    Each of the four submarines are armed with up to 16 Trident II D5 SLBMs, carrying up to 8 warheads each. That’s a 128 warheads per sub. At any one time there there is a minimum of one sub on patrol.

    In the event of a nuclear strike by Russia on the UK could retaliate with devastating fire power.

  15. I would like to remind everyone else that we have a second strike capability. Putin knows this and is the reason he wouldn’t even so much as fart in our direction. Britain alone could wipe Russia off the map ffs let alone our NATO allies who would be compelled to react.

    Really weak attempt at scaremongering.

  16. I live in Portsmouth, right by the navy base so I’d be fucked.

    Would be like that scene in Waterworld when a flare is dropped into the oil tanker, and the old man who lives in there just says ‘Oh thank god’ before he’s engulfed in flames. Sweet relief at last.

  17. Dear mr putin could you please make sure you hit Basildon in Essex . My hometown desperately needs regeneration. Thank you

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