So John and Mary from Cavan win the euro millions.

Mary is in a tizzy. She says to John:
"John…..What are we gonna do about the begging letters?"

John replies:
"Sure fuck it Mary. Keep sending em!"

by Davohno

31 comments

  2. Will still see their toilet paper on the washing line

  3. Surely it’s damaging economically for these prizes to be hoarded in Cavan?

  6. I’m so sick of the glaringly obvious attempt by lotto to fool us into thinking these are real places! Go away with your Cavan, Longford, Narnia,
    Monaghan etc were not that gullible Canadian pension pot!!!

  15. Heard the husband ran straight home and started ripping the skirting board off the walls and the wife came home to say “I heard we won, are we renovating?” And he said “No, we’re moving”

  16. He’ll be disgusted at the money he wasted on those other lines.

  18. So they will be peeling TWO oranges in their pockets so! 🤭

  19. Might as well have been thrown in a black hole.

  20. winner is advised to keep it secure……. The national lottery director will have to climb into the drawer with the dinner to check its validity.

  22. John and Mary from Cavan win the Euromillions.

    Mary goes to John ” awh no what are we going to do about all the begging letters?”

    John says ” we’ll keep sending them out”

  23. There is expected to be 0% benefit for the local economy

  24. There’ll be turkey with the stuffing this Christmas for sure

  25. “This won’t change a thing” – John and Mary, who vow to continue their frugal lifestyle.

  26. I’m happy for them,  but why is it never meeeee??

  28. They might have a celebration in the local pub with a pint of mi-wadi

    Cheeky barman better not be charging now for the mi-wadi!

  29. Thats no longer the lottery head office on Abbey Street 

  31. Hopefully they donate some of it to the third world. Monaghan needs all the help it can get.

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