Annexation of Belgium will be easy. 2 of their leaders have already spoken in favour of reunification. French Flanders will be taken off France's hands(you're welcome). The parts of Germany that will be taken consist of Bremen, Hamburg, Schleswig-Holstein and Niedersachsen. (Consider this reparations for WW2).

Denmark and the Netherlands have so much in common. We both speak gibberish, love cheese, booze, bland food and bicycles and Kopenhagen couldn't look more Dutch if it tried. They can join us and learn our slightly superior language and culture.

Surface area: 180.000km2

Estimated GDP: €3 trillion

by leebenjonnen

26 comments
  1. There are two problems though with your idea. Belgians and the Danish. Do you have a solution for that?

  2. Do whatever floats your boats guys, as long as no one asks France to take Wallonia.

  3. Denn mööt wi aver op Neddersassisch proten. Ik kann keen Nedderlannsch.

  4. The northernmost part of the Netherlands is actually closer to Denmark than to its southernmost part. So this makes sense.

  5. Added bonus, our government does not support Chat Controll so it will no longer be proposed.

  6. Hmm, how much money do we get from you compared to Bavaria?

  7. So it’s a battle of the bikes you want? Two random citizens. Complete flat. Slightly melted wet snow on a dust-rain day. Loser gets Belgium

  8. Can’t we just build a bridge from Delfzijl to Southern Denmark?

    Don’t know if you have ever been to that Northern part of Germany, but I have been to funerals that are less depressing than the countryside over there.

    The islands are totally ours though, they’re beautiful.

  9. If you do decide to implement this plan we’re busy this time.

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  10. If only there would be a Dutch Word for this. Something with ruimte in order to leven?

  11. What about Bornholm? If you give it to the Swedes then it’s a dealbreaker!

  12. This is fine with me. Could you nix chat control and the anti vpn laws while you are here?

  13. Don’t you guys usually just colonize Indonesia or something?

  14. Take England and you’ll have the most insufferable country per capita ever.

  15. They’re going to merge their languages and create the worst fucking sounds known to man.

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