Kim and Trump come to agreement on new government style they will both implement:
Supreme Dear Leader – Marie Antoinette version.

The main difference?
Kim is honest about wanting to hermitize his country. He believes in what he does. (WTF? I'm defending Kim?) He can't be bought. He loves his people as a king loves his serfs.

Trump lives his life like a drunken spoiled single child riding the Tilt-A-Whirl holding the controls, high on sugar and power. He does not care for people he serves (he is a notorious landlord). He is a fraudster, a sexual predator (he allegedly was friends with Epstein to meet young women. No proof yet)

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  5. He’s going to lie for an hour about things he didn’t do.

  10. Reminder just because something is historic doesn’t mean it isn’t horrific. /s

  11. Just can’t wait a few more weeks for the state of the union?

  12. what a douche, stop distracting and release the files you pedo

  13. This blowhard has never spoken for less than 30 secs in his life.

  15. Make sure we all tune out so he can have record low viewership

  16. Got to get those talking points out to red hats before Christmas with the family.

  17. The day before the seX-Files are due to be released ?

    I have a bad feeling.

  18. Sorry, I have something better to do at that time. I don’t know what it is yet, but it’s a low bar.

  19. I’ll wait for the cover from someone paid to watch his drivel.

  20. Maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll resign. I can dream.

  21. So, unauthorized invasion of Venezuela, record inflation, more ICE kidnapping without due process and a booming economy for 30 billionaires.

    There’s your summary. No need to watch.

  23. How long does it take to say, “I broke everything, but it’s everyone else’s fault.”

  24. He is by far the most influential president since FDR he destroyed what was build very carefully to benefit the US in mere months. He will be fondly remembered by al American enemies

  28. But, but, but…..he ended every war ever! And the economy is up eleventy-million percent!

  30. MAGA: The president is addressing the nation. It’s important. You should watch

    Me: Nah dude, I’d rather watch the 68 Ventures Bowl

  31. There are ambulance-chasing lawyer commercials that will run longer than this “speech” should.

  32. Since we all know he’s accomplished nothing but lying, falling asleep, destroying the East Wing, playing golf, receiving fake medals as well as saying and writing nonsensical tRumpery they should play an infomercial about paint drying as it would be far more interesting that what the bloviating buffoon has to say.

  33. That sounds like a political campaign speech so the networks shouldn’t broadcast it.

  34. Shouldn’t take even that long, but we all know he will repetitively drone on with the usual lies.

  35. Does he do this shit every time he has a TV camera on him already? What a fucking joke.

  37. Hes renaming toilet paper to trump paper. You can still call it TP. 

  38. He’s most certainly going to say that we’re about to invade Venezuela. He needs something that big to distract from the big Epstein file release on Fri.

  40. This asshole is interrupting the survivor finale. He better fucking make it quick.

  41. Please let it be a rambling, stream of consciousness “greatest hits” collection of the same old lies and grievances that goes on far too long, to the point that networks begin cutting away from it out of secondhand cringe.

    EDIT: as noted elsewhere in the thread the major over-the-air networks *have* to air presidential addresses, but cable networks don’t. So it would be monumental if ABC, NBC, CBS dumped out as a mercy.

  42. Donald Trump has no gift for brevity. It’s more likely to be two hours long, while conveying a message that *could* have been delivered in thirty seconds.

    In either case, he has little to actually show. He’s spent the entirety of his admin so far doing three things: seeking revenge against his perceived enemies through litigation, defending his admin’s crimes (boat bombings, ICE gestapo, and willfully withholding food from the poor) to the press, and selling out America from under us to the highest bidder.

  44. Most rapist president ever? Most bankrupt president ever? Most corrupt president ever? Lowest IQ President ever? Shoot, so many accomplishments!

  45. Yeah he’s just looking to spin bullshit in a panic due his colossal failures.

  48. His historic accomplishments of plunging the country into shit and pooping his diaper only a double digit amount of times compared to triple digit last year.

  49. Right. If you have to constantly tell us about your accomplishments, they are utter bullshit. If they were real, we would already know and feel them.

  50. Trump speech bingo!

    * I’ve stopped many wars
    * I’m the best president for like, ever
    * I’ve saved billions of lives from insane immigrants
    * We’re going after terrorists (non-Christian, non-white, democrats)
    * I’ve done so much for kids (definitely not a pedo)
    * We got the best economony.
    * We got so much money from Chyna because of tariffs I’m going to give everyone who voted for me a million.

    Wildcards; Sharks, magnets, windmills, hamberders

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