Remember that one weekend when X/Twitter thought he died, and everyone was celebrating?
and he didn’t even die. Just the possibility was making people happy.Â
The party on that day is going to be LIT
It will be a day long remembered, by champagne salesmen.
He certainly can’t be buried somewhere the general public can visit.
I find the celebration of someone’s death to be crass and disgusting. Sometimes I enjoy being crass and disgusting.
Was not expecting that sentence to end up where it did
Is it possible to injure your facial muscles from excessive smiling?
Ah yes, that beautiful day when we get President JD Vance.
I’m just hoping it happens when I’m at home so I can celebrate and not on a work trip where I’d have to just go to the hotel bar.
There will be dancing in the streets. All over the world.
Thing is, I don’t want him to die yet, I don’t want him to die whilst he is in the belief that he’s the saviour of humanity and not until it’s acknowledged as the malignant piece of shit that he is
Unfortunately, that would probably make him immortal though
My only regret will be he won’t be there to see all the joy.
I don’t get the tesco joke
I’m worried about people drinking and driving and over celebrating. In the US I’d guess that there could be more maga on people violence.
Everyone brings joy to the room. Some by entering, some by leaving.
Now rereading this quote IN THE VOICE OF DEATH FROM THE DISCWORLD AUDIOBOOKS
I am not American, but I have champagne ready!
Sorry, “sparkling wine”
The cook out is going to be wild. National holiday, flags at full mast.
I’ve got a whole bag of fireworks standing by for this event.
…… In Tesco.. lol. HILARIOUS
There should be a memorial lemon tree to mark Trump’s resting spot.
Me too, but I don’t think it’s going to have the cooling effect we hope it will. They’re just going to keep driving the same dumb steamroller
I plan to throw a party!
I genuinely think it might cause a small baby boom
Ding Dong the witch is dead
When that happens, will the Reddit mods be on overdrive suspending people?
Peter types the way he speaks.
its gonna be like Weekend at Bernies for several weeks until we know he’s dead dead
One big beautiful obituary
On the other hand, we may be getting a new national holiday!
Hopefully it happens before the zombie invasion
I have a special bottle of champagne with a very obvious orange label im gonna pop and I have a song im gonna blast that night.. the bar song by shaboozey.. why?? Because we are all gonna be drinking that night, we all don’t need a Jack Daniel’s kinda history, (i don’t typically drink at all) and we all have a 5th street somewhere in our towns or downtowns, with a bar.. and we all gonna dance and party till the bars kick us out. This is my plan for that night..
I can’t wait.. what about you all, whats your plan?
Pete Staaaahp!
They won’t need to call a national holiday, there’s gonna be enough people calling in sick anyway. My biggest worry is I’m gonna need groceries that day or something and I make things worse for an understaffed business picking up the slack. Tip generously on “Orangeman’s Eve”, you don’t know how many coworkers there are out joining the impromptu block parties who they need to make up for.
I Dred this day too because he would then escape prosecution.
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Remember that one weekend when X/Twitter thought he died, and everyone was celebrating?
and he didn’t even die. Just the possibility was making people happy.Â
The party on that day is going to be LIT
It will be a day long remembered, by champagne salesmen.
He certainly can’t be buried somewhere the general public can visit.
I find the celebration of someone’s death to be crass and disgusting. Sometimes I enjoy being crass and disgusting.
Was not expecting that sentence to end up where it did
Is it possible to injure your facial muscles from excessive smiling?
Ah yes, that beautiful day when we get President JD Vance.
I’m just hoping it happens when I’m at home so I can celebrate and not on a work trip where I’d have to just go to the hotel bar.
There will be dancing in the streets. All over the world.
Thing is, I don’t want him to die yet, I don’t want him to die whilst he is in the belief that he’s the saviour of humanity and not until it’s acknowledged as the malignant piece of shit that he is
Unfortunately, that would probably make him immortal though
My only regret will be he won’t be there to see all the joy.
I don’t get the tesco joke
I’m worried about people drinking and driving and over celebrating. In the US I’d guess that there could be more maga on people violence.
Everyone brings joy to the room. Some by entering, some by leaving.
Now rereading this quote IN THE VOICE OF DEATH FROM THE DISCWORLD AUDIOBOOKS
I am not American, but I have champagne ready!
Sorry, “sparkling wine”
The cook out is going to be wild. National holiday, flags at full mast.
I’ve got a whole bag of fireworks standing by for this event.
…… In Tesco.. lol. HILARIOUS
There should be a memorial lemon tree to mark Trump’s resting spot.
Me too, but I don’t think it’s going to have the cooling effect we hope it will. They’re just going to keep driving the same dumb steamroller
I plan to throw a party!
I genuinely think it might cause a small baby boom
Ding Dong the witch is dead
When that happens, will the Reddit mods be on overdrive suspending people?
Peter types the way he speaks.
its gonna be like Weekend at Bernies for several weeks until we know he’s dead dead
One big beautiful obituary
On the other hand, we may be getting a new national holiday!
Hopefully it happens before the zombie invasion
I have a special bottle of champagne with a very obvious orange label im gonna pop and I have a song im gonna blast that night.. the bar song by shaboozey.. why?? Because we are all gonna be drinking that night, we all don’t need a Jack Daniel’s kinda history, (i don’t typically drink at all) and we all have a 5th street somewhere in our towns or downtowns, with a bar.. and we all gonna dance and party till the bars kick us out. This is my plan for that night..
I can’t wait.. what about you all, whats your plan?
Pete Staaaahp!
They won’t need to call a national holiday, there’s gonna be enough people calling in sick anyway. My biggest worry is I’m gonna need groceries that day or something and I make things worse for an understaffed business picking up the slack. Tip generously on “Orangeman’s Eve”, you don’t know how many coworkers there are out joining the impromptu block parties who they need to make up for.
I Dred this day too because he would then escape prosecution.
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