Those fucking apes looked at the pavement and all they could muster up was “sidewalk”.
I think we’re ok.
Bruh, that “you alright/you ok” thing is honestly peak British politeness but also low-key genius social glue. It’s like a warm check-in without making it awkward. Other places could defs borrow that vibe instead of the usual “how are you?” that can feel kinda heavy. Hot take: Brits invented casual emotional intelligence.
Say what about Brendon Urie?!?
Is it okay to say “Yanks are so fucking annoying” or are we only allowed to generalise positively
Who in the name of Mr Bean calls them fairy lights?
They’re only called Christmas lights at Christmas
Pants for trousers, fanny for bums, chips for crisps etc etc
I have no idea what they’re saying because I only speak the King’s English.
Have you ever stopped to think about why the language is called English. Yes, English because it originated in England or UK. Anything you say that is not like how it is said in Uk is the wrong way and you, yes you are the ones saying it wrong. You borrowed our language and fucked it up
That yrmaw fellow is one bloody cunt. I do hope that chap is full of shite and should relief himself/herself in their bed.
Any Americans entering this thread will be confused by what Fairy liquid is.
Worst thing about that is they think we’re actually asking if somebody is alright when saying ‘you alright’.
The only acceptable response to ‘you alright’ is ‘alright mate’.
British people being condescending to others:😁🤣😉😏
British people when they feel others being condescending to them: 😠😡😤😭
Honestly, every culture has its quirks. At least Americans know how to have a good time!!
In response, Americans refer to bum bags as fanny packs.
I stand with yrmaw
We call them schools, Americans call them shooting ranges.
We speak English, Americans speak Simplified English
Those twats call em sneakers instead of trainers
Americans are so cute, they call a ‘meal for four’ a ‘snack’
They call a poncho a ‘skin-tight top’
I’m British and I don’t think I’ve ever called a Christmas light a fairy light.
People like this think that it’s everyone else who does things differently because in America the way they do it is the ‘pre-set normal’ way and the rest of the world is wrong or weird. This person is even too dumb to realise that he speaks English, so technically he is in the country that is doing it differently to the English norm. People like this cannot fathom that America is not the centre of the universe. They are a special kind of ignorant. And stupid. Very stupid.
Not gonna lie though our names for a lot of things do make practical sense.
I mean you wear trainers when you’re doing fitness training.
We are not cute, just correct.
Imagine picking on one of the best aspects of the English language. The gall.
Now pronounce aluminium….. and do it so it doesn’t make you sound like a twat….
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Those fucking apes looked at the pavement and all they could muster up was “sidewalk”.
I think we’re ok.
Bruh, that “you alright/you ok” thing is honestly peak British politeness but also low-key genius social glue. It’s like a warm check-in without making it awkward. Other places could defs borrow that vibe instead of the usual “how are you?” that can feel kinda heavy. Hot take: Brits invented casual emotional intelligence.
Say what about Brendon Urie?!?
Is it okay to say “Yanks are so fucking annoying” or are we only allowed to generalise positively
Who in the name of Mr Bean calls them fairy lights?
They’re only called Christmas lights at Christmas
Pants for trousers, fanny for bums, chips for crisps etc etc
Ok but sneakers are still a dumb name
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Non-British people are so cute.
I have no idea what they’re saying because I only speak the King’s English.
Have you ever stopped to think about why the language is called English. Yes, English because it originated in England or UK. Anything you say that is not like how it is said in Uk is the wrong way and you, yes you are the ones saying it wrong. You borrowed our language and fucked it up
That yrmaw fellow is one bloody cunt. I do hope that chap is full of shite and should relief himself/herself in their bed.
Any Americans entering this thread will be confused by what Fairy liquid is.
Worst thing about that is they think we’re actually asking if somebody is alright when saying ‘you alright’.
The only acceptable response to ‘you alright’ is ‘alright mate’.
British people being condescending to others:😁🤣😉😏
British people when they feel others being condescending to them: 😠😡😤😭
Honestly, every culture has its quirks. At least Americans know how to have a good time!!
In response, Americans refer to bum bags as fanny packs.
I stand with yrmaw
We call them schools, Americans call them shooting ranges.
We speak English, Americans speak Simplified English
Those twats call em sneakers instead of trainers
Americans are so cute, they call a ‘meal for four’ a ‘snack’
They call a poncho a ‘skin-tight top’
I’m British and I don’t think I’ve ever called a Christmas light a fairy light.
People like this think that it’s everyone else who does things differently because in America the way they do it is the ‘pre-set normal’ way and the rest of the world is wrong or weird. This person is even too dumb to realise that he speaks English, so technically he is in the country that is doing it differently to the English norm. People like this cannot fathom that America is not the centre of the universe. They are a special kind of ignorant. And stupid. Very stupid.
Not gonna lie though our names for a lot of things do make practical sense.
I mean you wear trainers when you’re doing fitness training.
We are not cute, just correct.
Imagine picking on one of the best aspects of the English language. The gall.
Now pronounce aluminium….. and do it so it doesn’t make you sound like a twat….
That’s what I thought
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