Nick Reiner says only three words in court as he arrives shackled and shirtless and declines speedy trial

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1. The words were “Yes, your honor”, when asked if he understood he had the Constitutional right to a speedy trial.

2. Why was he shirtless?

3. Call me crazy, and it may just be the reporting giving the illusion of it, but isn’t the justice system for this moving fast as hell?

   This is like a Phoenix Wright video game where you got the defense attorney at the goddamn crime scene the day after.

4. that’s entertainment . . . when a chap kills his father, and causes a lot of bother . . .

5. Your website is literally unusable – the “Okay” button on the cookie banner doesn’t work, I can’t scroll to read the article

6. This headline is a trainwreck of journalism.

7. Dude, if you killed your parents come clean, save everyone the hassle you fu*king loser.

8. Always lead with racism

9. “I am guilty”?

   No. Damn.

10. There will be a months-long, if not years-long process regarding his mental fitness and capacity. Voluntary intoxication is usually not a defense, but it sounds like he had some other things going on.

    All before they even reach the trial stage, if there is any trial.

11. I love when headlines just make up things isn’t that awesome how that’s 100% of the time now isn’t it great how we do nothing about it

12. “Yes, your honour”.

    Fuck this clickbait garbage.

13. Hopefully not “as you wish”

14. Insanity defense.   Do not doubt me. 

15. … and the arraignment will be on January 7th.

    There, saved you a click.

16. His lawyer is asking for more time saying it’s a “very, very complex and serious issues.”
    Serious- yes.
    Complex? No, he murdered his family, enough said.

17. Why are they calling him “the screenwriter”?

    Because he co-wrote one shitty autobiographical movie that his father funded?

18. The 3 words should be “Lock me up”

19. Who’s ordering the Code Red

20. “Rob Reiner was a prolific and well-respected Hollywood figure. The filmmaker was best known for projects like When Harry Met Sally and The Princess Bride. While directing the former, he met his wife, Michele, who was a notorious photographer”.

    Notorious, huh? Fucking AI

21. ‘Notorious photographer’ Michelle Reiner??

22. Tap into America!

23. I guess Netflix is furiously writing a new episode of Monsters.

24. If you’re wondering, the three words are, “Yes, Your Honor.”

25. Give the bastard the DP!

26. This guy is all kinds of bad news. Lock him up and throw away the key

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