Is that one of those parasitic worms that comes out of a praying mantis when you hold it in water?
“W H E R E ‘S T H E S O I L ? !”
Persists even after cooked?!
Title of post would make an awesome user name.
Potato boner
Behold the noble knightshade, prepared to enter forth into the tournament joust for high honour and a fair lady’s favour!
Jokes aside, does anyone have a genuine explanation for what is going on with that potato?
Must have been the Borrowers.
Spudnik
Looks like the polish clam that controls the water supply lmao
That’s no potato that’s a chicken nugget
rise of the potatos
Bunch of comedians here today. What the hell actually is it?
Your potato appears to of established a space launch programme
ON GUARD!
“Even in death I find soil”
What’s suspicious taters, precious?
“My name is Maris Piper, you ate my family. Prepare to die”
Dibs on this as a band name.
The Thing.
I’d set it on fire just to be safe
Looks like it’s got cordyceps, say your goodbyes and double tap it
Why is there extra hair at the base of this cursed javelin?
And how can it be so structurally sound, even if it somehow dripped from above it seems to have a sturdy center over which the cheese melted. Was is stabbed with spaghetto with a piece of cheese on top?
Termites
Scotsman here: that’s pretty much perfect!
this might be dangerous
Immediately, as a Floridian, I see a cockroach. Nope! I’m out.
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Wtf is that.
Just light the end and it will burn down. That’s potato incense. Sets the mood.
It’s got the Scarlet Rot. You’ll need to eat it with an unalloyed gold fork.
Did you pre heat the oven and ever so slightly touch the element /top of it when putting it in?
It also kinda looks like the cordyceps parasite 🐜
Missile Command was fun
RIP to the potato javelin world record holder
Top name for a Band.
Ah. If their shells don’t open while cooking you should chuck them away. This one was probably already dead when you bought it.
https://preview.redd.it/6yaeg7cna08g1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=522d61e719b7171e578f90a55299427cecde1ffa
Is that one of those parasitic worms that comes out of a praying mantis when you hold it in water?
“W H E R E ‘S T H E S O I L ? !”
Persists even after cooked?!
Title of post would make an awesome user name.
Potato boner
Behold the noble knightshade, prepared to enter forth into the tournament joust for high honour and a fair lady’s favour!
Jokes aside, does anyone have a genuine explanation for what is going on with that potato?
Must have been the Borrowers.
Spudnik
Looks like the polish clam that controls the water supply lmao
That’s no potato that’s a chicken nugget
rise of the potatos
Bunch of comedians here today. What the hell actually is it?
Your potato appears to of established a space launch programme
ON GUARD!
“Even in death I find soil”
What’s suspicious taters, precious?
“My name is Maris Piper, you ate my family. Prepare to die”
Dibs on this as a band name.
The Thing.
I’d set it on fire just to be safe
Looks like it’s got cordyceps, say your goodbyes and double tap it
Why is there extra hair at the base of this cursed javelin?
And how can it be so structurally sound, even if it somehow dripped from above it seems to have a sturdy center over which the cheese melted. Was is stabbed with spaghetto with a piece of cheese on top?
Termites
Scotsman here: that’s pretty much perfect!
this might be dangerous
Immediately, as a Floridian, I see a cockroach. Nope! I’m out.
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