Trump, 79, Falls Asleep After Signing Marijuana Executive Order

https://newrepublic.com/post/204617/trump-falls-asleep-signing-marijuana-executive-order

28 comments

  1. >The anti-woke president

    One of the finest pieces of tongue in cheek journalism I’ve seen recently.

  2. Old guys need their naps. Its ok grandpa they only need you for a couple hours a day anyway.

  3. Maybe if he didn’t stay up social posting until 3am he could stay awake long enough to pretend to be doing the job.

  6. Poor shitty baby needs his nap and his diaper changed.

  8. >Not even the dulcet tones of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. could keep Trump from dozing

    His voice actually lulls you to sleep with it’s otherworldliness

  15. Suddenly realizing that even the nickname “Sleepy Joe” was a projection…

    Proving yet again: Every accusation is a confession. No exceptions.

  17. I’m so ready to fast forward to the end of this chapter.

  18. I was going to sign this order, but then I got high. La-da-da da-da-da

  19. He’s basically a puppet at this point that the highest bidder gets to move around to ventriloquate their way into enacting their evil plans.

    Hillary foresaw we were going to have a puppet presidency, but nobody took her seriously.

  20. Who ever gets in 2029 needs to replace every official picture of trump falling asleep.

  21. I just want to remark that even if he wasn’t dozing off because he’s old (and likely in dementia slowing medications with side effects of drowsiness), when was the last time we saw a president give so many press conferences while sitting behind his desk? Not exactly projecting strength & virility there, MAGA. 

  22. This article says he signed a bill…. He signed an executive order. Let’s not confuse these.

  23. **New Product Drop: The Executive Order Indica**

    ​Strain Name: The Golden Slumber (aka “Dozy Don”)

    Type: Heavy Indica

    Genetics: Russian Kush x Wall Builder OG

    Price: It’s the most expensive eighth you’ve ever bought, but the budtender promises it’s a “tremendous deal, maybe the best deal in the history of deals.”

  24. Did not expect him to lower restrictions of weed.

    Fuck he must *really* not want people talk about the Epstein files!

  26. He did it. He defeated wokeness. They said it couldnt be done, but he did it.

  27. I was going to sign an executive order, but then I got high.

  28. How long until he launches his top shelf Trump-branded marijuana company?

    I can imagine some strain names: Covefefe Kush, Mar-a-Loco, Bigly Bud, Stable Genius OG, Hamberder Haze.

    In all seriousness, the best thing that could happen to MAGA is for them to be as stoned as possible. As with everything else he’s done, that’ll no doubt backfire. I, for once, actually support this move, though it should’ve went through congress. We all know there are self-serving ulterior motives.

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