Michael Gove fires housekeeper for mixing up sugar bowl and coke bowl

10 comments

1. The lines between reality and satire are getting way to close now

2. Took me a second to realise that was a satirical headline

3. The line was crossed…

4. He was buzzing like Tony the Tiger either way.

5. Five hundred dollars of nose candy up the goddamn Bex Bissell

6. That would be a promotion not dismissal

7. Would this explain the silly voices?

8. Understandable you don’t want coke with your corn flakes

9. Nah, there wasn’t any sugar in the first place

10. I think they are just openly trolling us now. He probably had a bet with Boris on how many dodgy accents he could do.