Gisele Bündchen Marries Jiu-Jitsu Instructor Joaquim Valente in Florida 3 Years After Divorce from Tom Brady

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  1. TLDR:

    * Gisele Bündchen and Joaquim Valente are married!
    * The Brazilian fashion model and the Jiu-Jitsu instructor tied the knot in a ceremony in Surfside, Florida, on Dec. 3, according to marriage records reviewed by PEOPLE. Page Six was first to report the news.

  2. Brady files for divorce October 28, 2022

    Gisele on vacation with Joaquim two weeks later.   

    Yeah, Gisele had her exit planned out long before October.   

  3. That woman quiet quit the F outta her marriage well before papers were served.

  5. I wonder how many times she told Tom not to worry about him and he was just an instructor.

  7. There’s a great romantic comedy waiting to happen where a retired QB wants to win his ex back, but has to deal with her new martial arts instructor boyfriend played by Danny McBride.

  8. Remember fellas, you can be Tom Brady and still get the insta drop. It’s a cold world out there.

  9. I hate that I am at the stage in my life where nothing registers the passage of time more distinctly than realizing a celeb you were mildly paying attention to didn’t get a divorce like… JUST a few months ago.

    It’s already been 3 years!? Daamn.

  10. Brady must feel like Dwight did after Michael beat him in karate fight.

    All the training and accomplishments became nothing after losing his pride to to a new karate kid/adult.

  11. Married after 3 years? I think that’s the longest a celebrity remain single./s

  13. This story just makes me think of the GTA V yoga instructor taking the protagonist’s wife.

  14. lol they were definitely together before she divorced Brady. Real sleezy lol.

  15. He’s a Brazilian ex pat too, it seem they have a lot in common. Good for them

  16. Man must have some serious charisma to marry a world famous supermodel

  18. It’s funny how most of these comments are relatively supportive of Gisele and clowning on Brady. Just 70 years ago women would have been run out of town and blacklisted for cheating on their husband and starting a new family. Ingrid Bergman comes to mind.

    Not judging, just found it notable how few people seem to support Brady

  19. One thing I’ve learned is when one’s wife starts taking BJJ, the marriage is doomed.

  20. tom brady was very secure with the ball, but this is one fumble you just can’t recover from

  21. I’ve been enjoying reading the comments. They don’t disappoint LOL.

  22. I wonder how tom Brady is feeling after seeing his ex wife getting remarried and Philip rivers coming back to play

  23. Had to make sure my husband was sitting down before I told him this news.

  27. It’s so interesting how she basically got no blow back for having an affair. If Brady had been the one to be cheating on her it would have been a never ending story in the tabloids. But since she is the one who cheated, had a baby with her affair partner, and now married him, everyone congratulates her.

  28. Never trust the martial arts instructor. Not even if you’re Tom Fucking Brady

  30. She wanted a family and he wanted his freedom. He must be thrilled at how well his plan has worked out for him.

  31. Tom Brady might have won some Superbowls but he lost Gisele. Fool.

  34. Shame they are both foreigners and will be targeted for deportation by the current racist admin

  37. YES! I KNEW it! My God, do you realize what this MEANS?! this is STAGGERING! Uh… who are these people?

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