Portuguese vacuum sealed chicken

by Cubelock

19 comments

  1. This is what actual peak performance looks like and it makes people really uncomfortable

  2. Why is the body hair distribution between man and women so uneven in Portugal?

  4. That’s what happens to a man when they don’t drink enough pints and fried foods.

  5. Say whatever you want but being around his age he’s a great motivation by proving that there’s no age limit to give your best in order to stay as fit as possible.

    Thanks to CR discipline and inspiration I’ve been in the best shape of my life for the past few years and i can confidently say that my morning wood is as powerful as it was when I was 20.

    May sound gay given the context but it is what it is.

  6. He is so obsessed with himself I bet he sucks his own dick and his wife gets jealous when he does it.

  8. sorry i cannot laugh at ronaldo, that is fucking insane, he can say whatever he wants

  11. What forever being number two behind an autistic 1,70 Argentinian does to a mfer. Bro could seriously just let it go, instead he keeps pushing himself for ever diminishing returns and keeps making an ass out of himself by sucking the dicks of Trump and the Saudis and getting his dick sucked by frauds like Pierce Morgan.

  12. Is it legal to take photos like this in Saudi Arabia and call the country a sauna?

  13. Fucked up that this guy pushes himself to the extremes of human endurance and achievement and has 5% body fat at age 40 as a continuing professional football player, meanwhile I have not seen the inside of a gym in 13 years or played a full game of football in 20 and we both have equal strength of claim to be in the GOAT conversation. But good for him I guess.

  15. You look like this if your full-time job is high-performance sport. Not a surprise. A lot of time and money went into this body. He has his own nutritionist, chef, personal trainer, doctor, a guy who injects him his daily vitamins and other stuff.

    Let’s hope he is able to walk in 20 years and hasn’t destroyed his body.

  16. we all need to chip in some follicles so that this poor Portuguese lady can go to Turkey and get that lush body carpet she deserves.

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