Suella Braverman was heard to have boasted to everyone that her shits were of “primordial significance” and had demanded somebody contact the Natural History Museum about them. Johnson was not too pleased for his AG’s shits to outshine his.
Cut boris some slack, he obviously doesn’t know how to cook so wouldn’t really know what ‘oven ready’ means.
>Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦@DeborahMeaden [May 13, 2022 · 3:29 PM](https://nitter.net/DeborahMeaden/status/1525121004011499521#m)
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>Please read this thread if you are in any doubt whatsoever that this Government knew exactly what the agreement was, exactly how much harm it would do and went ahead anyway knowing it would win them an election and cost so many so much:
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>>>[This is the EU (Withdrawal Agreement) Bill Impact Assessment, dated 21 October 2019:… 🧵](https://nitter.net/faisalislam/status/1525054013191880704#m)
I remember his oven ready speech. It’s when he said “stir in pot”. A pot noodle doesn’t need an oven. He might have meant stir in some weed.
God, I’m as against the Tories as they come, but this just such a failure of an attempt to be funny. I beg of you /r/uk, please stop upvoting lukewarm satire just because it’s anti-Tory.
It was oven ready, but someone left it out in the sun all day and was past its use by
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Suella Braverman was heard to have boasted to everyone that her shits were of “primordial significance” and had demanded somebody contact the Natural History Museum about them. Johnson was not too pleased for his AG’s shits to outshine his.
Cut boris some slack, he obviously doesn’t know how to cook so wouldn’t really know what ‘oven ready’ means.
>Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦@DeborahMeaden [May 13, 2022 · 3:29 PM](https://nitter.net/DeborahMeaden/status/1525121004011499521#m)
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>Please read this thread if you are in any doubt whatsoever that this Government knew exactly what the agreement was, exactly how much harm it would do and went ahead anyway knowing it would win them an election and cost so many so much:
>
>>>[This is the EU (Withdrawal Agreement) Bill Impact Assessment, dated 21 October 2019:… 🧵](https://nitter.net/faisalislam/status/1525054013191880704#m)
I remember his oven ready speech. It’s when he said “stir in pot”. A pot noodle doesn’t need an oven. He might have meant stir in some weed.
God, I’m as against the Tories as they come, but this just such a failure of an attempt to be funny. I beg of you /r/uk, please stop upvoting lukewarm satire just because it’s anti-Tory.
It was oven ready, but someone left it out in the sun all day and was past its use by