“It said one theory being investigated was the involvement of Ukrainian intelligence services.”
Wow if true, the intelligence services did a brilliant job. What a Christmas gift! 🎁
Christmas is starting early this year.
Get Shrekt
Russia’s Investigative Committee has to be the easiest job in Russian high command.
The Ukrainians are going to continue to kill Russians long after the war is over. Since no Russians will ever be helt accountable for their war crimes in court there is only one solution.
they’re a dime a dozen those Russian generals.
And the day started with great news.
Gee, being a Russian government official sure is a dangerous career path, huh?
Good riddance, I hope his bones exited at high velocity and hit another shithole military member.
It’s beginning to look like Christmas…
An unfortunate smoking accident comrades, nothing to report.
Can you imagine if when we invaded Vietnam or Iraq it became a slew of our generals getting blown up and weekly attacks on our oil refineries at home? And Russia claims it’s winning lmao
Who has killed more Russian generals? Ukraine or Putin?
🤷🏻♂️
Meanwhile Trump orders flags at half mast for the fallen general.
Not often enough. They should be scared for their lives to work for the army.
Looks like someone decided that they could help by expanding the list.
F*CK OFF RUSSIAN RAT!!!!!!!
Breaking News: no windows involved in Russian death. Kremlin stunned!
Actions have consequences
So this is the second russian general killed a week before christmas. Someone replaced his wish list with a death note.
Ukraine handing out ICC death sentences more effectively than the ICC, you love to see it.
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…”
If I had a nickel for every time a high ranking Russian died from anything other than a natural death I would have like 10 bucks which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened TWOHUNDRED FUCKING TIMES in just 4 years
I can’t really think of any response other than: lol.
Oh, that poor car. Anyway, yay!🥳
Shows how important good maintenance is.
If the car was properly maintained, or driven by somebody else who isnt an awful human being it wouldn’t explode.
Oh no. If only there was something they could do to prevent such unnecessary bloodshed.
It must be very stressful working for the Russian government. You don’t know if you’ll be assassinated by Ukraine, or by Russia.
The Ukraine is not done fighting. They were invaded and they’re going to fight to the bitter end. And given Russia’s history of not being able to win wars I like their odds
Ohh…somebody having a bad 3 day special operation
He was thrown from the window, and then the explosion happened.
Wasn’t a window? I guess an explosion can you at least pretend it was some deep cover secret Ukrainian attack, trump should be stupid enough to buy that
Christmas has come early.
I hope we get more of these presents..
Oh, no. Anyway.
Dear Vladimir, now you have to decide whom we blame on it: First option, Ukraine, then you can justify more and harder attacks on Ukrainian hospitals and Kindergartens. Second option, Moldova, then you can send green men to Moldova, supported later by Russian armed forces to demilitarize and denazify Moldova. Third option, Chenya, then you can bomb the hell out of Chenya.
/s
Did the explosion push him out a window?
Thoughts and prayers. That’s one good Russian 💀
Russia had such a huge potential, they could have become a economic superpower and the main trading partner for Europe. Now it’s a failed country… so much wasted life and money…
Damn, that Roblox ban mustve hit hard
Can’t wait for another MAGA influencers blasting how Ukraine and Zelensky are warmonger while praise Putin and Trump.
Noice
Hopefully he makes Steven Seagal a general too……
Now if only they could get rid of the ones in the United States government.
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Fantastic news.
Is that superior to falling out of a window? Someone help me which one hurts less
For those in the US encountering a paywall:
https://apnews.com/article/russia-explosion-general-killed-sarvarov-73413ae5936609832f706ab26f864b3c
Nice one, more generals need to go boom
Good news to start the day.
“It said one theory being investigated was the involvement of Ukrainian intelligence services.”
Wow if true, the intelligence services did a brilliant job. What a Christmas gift! 🎁
Christmas is starting early this year.
Get Shrekt
Russia’s Investigative Committee has to be the easiest job in Russian high command.
The Ukrainians are going to continue to kill Russians long after the war is over. Since no Russians will ever be helt accountable for their war crimes in court there is only one solution.
they’re a dime a dozen those Russian generals.
And the day started with great news.
Gee, being a Russian government official sure is a dangerous career path, huh?
Good riddance, I hope his bones exited at high velocity and hit another shithole military member.
It’s beginning to look like Christmas…
An unfortunate smoking accident comrades, nothing to report.
Can you imagine if when we invaded Vietnam or Iraq it became a slew of our generals getting blown up and weekly attacks on our oil refineries at home? And Russia claims it’s winning lmao
Who has killed more Russian generals? Ukraine or Putin?
🤷🏻♂️
Meanwhile Trump orders flags at half mast for the fallen general.
Not often enough. They should be scared for their lives to work for the army.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Russian_generals_killed_during_the_Russo-Ukrainian_war_(2022%E2%80%93present)
Looks like someone decided that they could help by expanding the list.
F*CK OFF RUSSIAN RAT!!!!!!!
Breaking News: no windows involved in Russian death. Kremlin stunned!
Actions have consequences
So this is the second russian general killed a week before christmas. Someone replaced his wish list with a death note.
Ukraine handing out ICC death sentences more effectively than the ICC, you love to see it.
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…”
If I had a nickel for every time a high ranking Russian died from anything other than a natural death I would have like 10 bucks which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened TWOHUNDRED FUCKING TIMES in just 4 years
I can’t really think of any response other than: lol.
Oh, that poor car. Anyway, yay!🥳
Shows how important good maintenance is.
If the car was properly maintained, or driven by somebody else who isnt an awful human being it wouldn’t explode.
Oh no. If only there was something they could do to prevent such unnecessary bloodshed.
It must be very stressful working for the Russian government. You don’t know if you’ll be assassinated by Ukraine, or by Russia.
The Ukraine is not done fighting. They were invaded and they’re going to fight to the bitter end. And given Russia’s history of not being able to win wars I like their odds
Ohh…somebody having a bad 3 day special operation
He was thrown from the window, and then the explosion happened.
Wasn’t a window? I guess an explosion can you at least pretend it was some deep cover secret Ukrainian attack, trump should be stupid enough to buy that
Christmas has come early.
I hope we get more of these presents..
Oh, no. Anyway.
Dear Vladimir, now you have to decide whom we blame on it: First option, Ukraine, then you can justify more and harder attacks on Ukrainian hospitals and Kindergartens. Second option, Moldova, then you can send green men to Moldova, supported later by Russian armed forces to demilitarize and denazify Moldova. Third option, Chenya, then you can bomb the hell out of Chenya.
/s
Did the explosion push him out a window?
Thoughts and prayers. That’s one good Russian 💀
Russia had such a huge potential, they could have become a economic superpower and the main trading partner for Europe. Now it’s a failed country… so much wasted life and money…
Damn, that Roblox ban mustve hit hard
Can’t wait for another MAGA influencers blasting how Ukraine and Zelensky are warmonger while praise Putin and Trump.
Noice
Hopefully he makes Steven Seagal a general too……
Now if only they could get rid of the ones in the United States government.
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