Incorrect, otherwise I couldn’t say “you absolutely sweetheart” or “you absolute legend”
The words that work to turn it into an insult are insults on their own; “You helmet” or “You buffoon”, they don’t have the same punch but “you absolute” is used for emphasis, not for turning anything into an insult
You absolute melt.
You absolute windscreen wiper
You can use “total” or “complete” in place of “absolute”, and it’ll add variety.
– You total plank.
– Dave? He’s a complete spoon.
You absolute crumpet
Wazzock
You absolute melon
You absolute toilet
You absolute saddle sniffer
You absolute spoon.
I do like “parcel”, “quilt” and “weapon”. “Gang” too when it’s more than one. Not “gang of…” whatever, just “gang”
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You absolute packet of peanut m&ms
You absolute womble.
You absolute odometer.
You absolute noun!
You absolute Reddit post
Absolute donut.
You absolute chocolate teapot
You absolute helmet
You absolute tit.
…roaster/bawbag/eejit/tolla-thon/weapon…
Tool/helmet/spanner/tea leaf
You absolute piece
vodka?
You absolute diamond.
you absolute ham and cheese melted toastie
You absolute beauty
You absolute helmet
You absolute lemon. Where did you go to school?
Incorrect, otherwise I couldn’t say “you absolutely sweetheart” or “you absolute legend”
The words that work to turn it into an insult are insults on their own; “You helmet” or “You buffoon”, they don’t have the same punch but “you absolute” is used for emphasis, not for turning anything into an insult
You absolute melt.
You absolute windscreen wiper
You can use “total” or “complete” in place of “absolute”, and it’ll add variety.
– You total plank.
– Dave? He’s a complete spoon.
You absolute crumpet
Wazzock
You absolute melon
You absolute toilet
You absolute saddle sniffer
You absolute spoon.
I do like “parcel”, “quilt” and “weapon”. “Gang” too when it’s more than one. Not “gang of…” whatever, just “gang”
You absolute bungalow.
It’s good, but it only works on one level.
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