What an asshole.

by JazzlikeParamedic204

39 comments
  1. Those wheels scream ‘local community representative’

  2. He’s just protecting his 10 year old pride and joy 🤣

  3. Aye but they’ve got a ten year old diesel BMW with an appearance pack and a vanity plate so they’re clearly a big deal.

  4. You’d can tell the driver is a complete wank by the sunscreen tint half way down the windscreen.

  5. Naw assholes have a useful purpose. This scumbag can be described as a bag of shite

  6. If it makes you feel any better it failed an MOT once lol

  7. I used to park my work van an inch from the doors of hures like this… then get out the back of the van.

  8. Remarkable. And their windshield still got hit by by that brick. What terrible luck.

  9. Surely this person can’t be surprised when they get keyed?

  10. I think this might be part of a fleet, I was in Portrush/Portstewart a few weeks ago and there were 4 or 5 of them, all black BMWs and all with plates PNZ 7, PNZ 8 etc.

    I think that might be the Sainsburies in Coleraine?

  11. if that’s what they park like I can imagine how they drive. no manners.

  12. It’s been worse than ever this Christmas. I work weird hours so have ended up hitting Tesco’s at 11pm a few times this week and it’s rammed because Christmas. People parked like absolute bellends all over the place.

  13. Keying it risks getting yourself in serious trouble, but I like to lift the wipers off the screen when I see cars parked like this. A minor inconvenience for them for being a little bit of a cunt makes me feel a bit better.

  14. I think that’s the new BMW self parking feature. The new park like a prick feature.

  15. It’s not unfeasible that people that know this person will see this post. I really hope they do and give them shit but at the same time any complete cunt like this is only likely to be friends with other complete waste of space (literally) cunts.

  16. i will have gone beyond and taken every shopping card and place around. Even locked them.

  17. Leave a note on it saying, “Sorry I dinged your car. Call me on *unintelligible number*”.
    Let him walk around looking for damage that isn’t there.

  18. A big stinking, thick gob on the driver’s door handle does the job here chaps

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