Thoughts and prayers

by bosslikesoprano

41 comments
  1. Poor bird

    Obviously mistook the escalator for the stairway to heaven

  2. leaving the escalator running another two minutes would have solved the immediate crisis.

  3. Is that the emergency services number being reflected in the right?

  4. All of Londons rail system has been delayed because of a national rail disturbance at Euston!!!!!

  5. Oh no! Not Comrade Joey. He was a big part of the pigeon master plan. Now we will have to postpone.

    You puny humans will pay for this crime!

  6. How did it not just go round and flop of the end? Did someone press the emergency stop button?

  7. On the plus side my turkey wasn’t delivered this year so I’m off to Euston

  8. Did someone nail it there? That boys pining for the fjords.

  9. That better be the up escalator, left side isnt for standing

  10. That’s respect for another sentient being. Pigeons are quite clever; I wonder if the poor bird was on his way up or down.

  11. He probably died from the flu the way that place was packed on the weekend.

  12. I like pigeons. I’d like to be reincarnated as a pigeon. But… couldn’t somebody just move it?

  13. Wouldn’t a pigeon be slumped rather than standing up if it was dead?

  14. I have also wanted to just die standing up at Euston station.

  15. good for this bird. it cares not for late stage capitalism and just wants a warm and quiet time. live Long(er)

  16. An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

    Mitch Hedberg

  17. Won’t somebody please think of the turkeys 🦃

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