Fuck off Boris people do shit work for shit pay, allow the the comfort of not being micromanaged by nobs who’s sole reason for employment is to micromanage and make everyone’s lives miserable.
He’s the last person I’d take advice on working and productivity from
Says the man that works from home.
We’ve all seen his attempts at working from home. Partying and alcohol.
>Boris: Working from home doesn’t work
Like this waster would understand anything connected to work!
You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh!
>In my experience you make a coffee, go to the fridge, hack off a piece of cheese and walk very slowly back to your computer, he tells Mail
Lmao, admitting how much of a lazy cunt he is..
He’s been the *Prime Minister* during this pandemic, and why he’s had to work from home, and he admits to half arsing *running the country*..
Is this real life? Fuck me.
Can’t wait to vote against the Tories.
>‘My experience of working from home is you spend an awful lot of time making another cup of coffee and then, you know, getting up, walking very slowly to the fridge, hacking off a small piece of cheese, then walking very slowly back to your laptop and then forgetting what it was you’re doing.’
I also make some hot drinks during my working day, and I also graze far too much at the fridge. I don’t forget what I was doing in the 5-10 minutes away from my desk though … that’s worrying …
It does for me.
Boris Working? 🤷🤦
But… he works from home! So he’s admitting that he can’t do that?
Working At Work Doesn’t Work Either.
I fucking hate this cunt so much. That’s all I have to say.
It fascinates me that the Tories seem to think the “get back to the office” rhetoric is a vote winner.
I’m sure there’s a few weird bitter people who would love the idea of the metropolitan elite forced back onto packed trains and busy roads every morning, and there’s some coffee shop owners who’ll be in favour, but everyone else? I can barely think of anything that would cause so much resentment from so many people.
Says multi-sacked letch who hasn’t worked a day in his life.
This lad stands up and talks shite based on a few lines fed to him in advance and the only reason it works is because for anyone else shame would kick in and force them into self restraint but for him – he just keeps spouting self distracting contradictory, dishonest nonsense.
How is this the Prime Minister of this country. How????
Please,won’t somebody think of the corporate landlords
It’s true, the PM works from home and they’re completely useless. Always having parties!
Boris: I’m a lazy cunt and don’t do any work at home so everyone else must be the same. (Also all my mates have investments in commercial properties and don’t want them to lose their money)
So presumably he’ll be moving out of Number 10 then?
Yes it does: /r/technology/comments/ukjck8/its_official_remote_work_has_zero_negative_impact/
Nothing wrong with going to the office to socialize, but don’t think you can sit here and tell me with a straight face that I’m less productive in my office at home where I’m nearly completely isolated from distractions during the workday.
I’ve had 3 remote jobs since the pandemic started. Before covid the first one started out in an open office where my coworkers would interupt my workflow to talk about random stuff probably every hour or so. Socializing is nice and all but don’t tell its good for productivity. That was fine but every day after lunch my boss was on the phone constantly and I had to listen to his entire conversations for the next 4 hours while I tried to tune him out and write code with him a meter away from me. Plus I’d have to hold in my farts the entire day because if I hadn’t then it wouldn’t be hard to tell who it was. Luckily I left before he managed to drag us all back once restrictions were lifted.
NIMBY boomer managers and idiots like Boris just think being able to watch over employees will scare them into being productive or something. Like we all need a fuckin baby sitter. It’s pretty simple for me in my experience, when I’m happy and I like the company I work hard. When I don’t then I take my time.
One thing I will say that’s bad for the employer is if I don’t like the place I’m in it makes looking for a job a whole lot easier. Workers have been disenfranchised for too long in a capitalist world, and finally we’ve been able to turn the tables a bit. So that might be another reason why employers want employees to be bound to the business physically during the workday.
I still enjoy going to the office a few times a year to meet with my coworkers, but I’m not going expecting to get much accomplished during that time.
He literally works from home
What does he think will happen when businesses realise that they can’t recruit decent people because they’re not offering remote working?
When my office has a subsidised bar maybe I’ll consider going back.
Till then piss off.
>“ In my experience you make a coffee, go to the fridge, hack off a piece of cheese and walk very slowly back to your computer”
…he realises he works from home, right? Is he saying he doesn’t do much work?
I think everyone here is being a tad unfair to the jolly old fellow. How are you supposed to know what work is when you A) don’t do fuck all, B) have never had a big standard regular job (that is what plebs have!), and C) have always had everything handed to you on a silver platter!
In seriousness, I did very little on the days I spent in the office this week other than drink coffee and catch up with my colleagues. My actual productive work was while at home, with no one distracting me. But hey, I guess when you’re blustering about, you don’t recognise productive work.
Says the man who primarily works and parties at home.
Boris Working at all doesn’t work! … RESIGN?
Strange because I think if it didn’t work then we would have seen the collapse of tens of thousands of companies that were forced to do work from home for the past two years off and on. Yet what do we see? Things carried on pretty much the same.
Some people miss the office and like working there. That’s cool. Many don’t as they can save money on fuel as well as save time avoiding a commute. That’s cool too.
Providing people are doing the appropriate amount of work it shouldn’t matter if they’re in the office or at home for many jobs. Sure not every office based job is suitable for working from home but the truth is *many* are and nobody has a good reason why people should be made to go into an office to do those jobs.
As for distractions. I have way more *in* the office than at home. And I’m sorry to say but not once has one of these office distractions led to a synergy of ideas that snowballed into rapid growth of the business in new directions like so many managers seem to think is what we’re missing by working at home. Nor does having to listen to Janice talk endlessly for hours on the phone increase my morale.
>Boris: Working from home doesn’t work for Tory donors.
Fixed it.
Man who works and parties from home tells others, not to.
Noone tell this cunt that 4 day work weeks are as productive if not more than 5 day work weeks…
Works fine for me ya dickhed
When not partying, he literally works from home.
I think working from home doesn’t work at the moment but purely from an economic perspective. My opposition doesn’t have anything to do with productivity – certainly in my experience, i think people do more work without having people in the office distracting them.
My issue is there is a very real set of problems which would arise if everyone worked from home. A lot of pensions are linked to business/office property which the Government would have to bail out to 90% if they went bust. There is a whole commuting economy – train tickets, petrol/car maintenance, food, drink – which creates a lot of jobs for people, which aren’t easily replaceable. Plus middle management would be utterly pointless without offices – more job losses. You hear things like they want to “resurrect” high streets which are already on their last legs and one of the few things that produces cash on the high street is the commuting economy.
Obviously there needs to be some form of sensible transition from office/commercial space to conversion into houses and people working from home. At the very least it would be environmentally beneficial – less petrol, electric etc used, cut overheads for these companies paying rent on commercial space and would create more housing. Unfortunately our political parties tend to make a pigs ear of change, rather than exploiting the benefits. So rather than exploit the benefits of working from home instead they are trying to hold back the tide by scapegoating nonsense like this productivity would decrease excuse. Dunno why they just don’t say we aren’t economically ready for widespread working from home, which is my personal interpretation of the situation.
This tosser needs to go. Studies have shown wfh is effective. You try forcing workers back in offices though nonsense opinions – they’ll walk.
Right… so regardless of all the studies that suggest productivity has actually increased; because his *own* experience wasn’t good, we should all go back to distraction factories regardless of our job requirements? What kind dictatorship bullshit is this?
Kindly, do one ya fat selfish wanker.
I dunno how it is in England. Does Borris live at 10 Downing St or is that just the office? Like the president lives at the white house so kinda the og work at home for the country, for example. Next to farmers of course.
Literally read the first paragraph of this shite. So this fucking goblin can’t hack WFH, so it means we are all unable?
Tell you what doesn’t work, this fucking div sitting in the position he is. And how as a matter of fact?! Shouldn’t this prick be out the job?
For who? Not for most companies who’ve seen no change in productivity. Not for workers who have more free time and money.
He means landlords, train companies and sandwich shops.
You can see the Tories true colours with stuff like this. They don’t care about the environment and the individual.
That’s rich, coming from a man who claimed to police he works from home.
I’ve worked remote for over 10 years without an issue. We have the tooling and processes that allow it. I am not starting early to liaise with India nor staying late to handover to America from a bloody office!
Is Crosby back on board?
“Cheese” you say? “Boris”? Let me google that and see what the results are now…
So fucking transparent (well, to a non Daily Mail/Express reader).
Only because all his mates have huge empty offices in the city that are now haemorrhaging money from not being used. Shut up Boris you absolute mopheaded clown.
An issue I see (not withstanding actual studies which don’t support Johnson and Moggs position) is very mixed messaging.
Local councils are cut to the bone. I would imagine many are like mine who have sold buildings or consolidated workforces to try and save money. If the government enacted a law tomorrow that everyone who worked in the public sector had to work in the office, councils would be having to scrabble to buy office space or have staggered shifts.
On the other hand a lot of public sector bets have been on real estate to make up for shortfalls in central government funding which is about a 1/3rd of what it was 10 years ago. Plus a lot of pension schemes are entangled with real estate, so it is a real challenge when the market drops as it is doing.
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Is this advice on how to throw a lockdown party?
Fuck off Boris people do shit work for shit pay, allow the the comfort of not being micromanaged by nobs who’s sole reason for employment is to micromanage and make everyone’s lives miserable.
He’s the last person I’d take advice on working and productivity from
Says the man that works from home.
We’ve all seen his attempts at working from home. Partying and alcohol.
>Boris: Working from home doesn’t work
Like this waster would understand anything connected to work!
You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh!
>In my experience you make a coffee, go to the fridge, hack off a piece of cheese and walk very slowly back to your computer, he tells Mail
Lmao, admitting how much of a lazy cunt he is..
He’s been the *Prime Minister* during this pandemic, and why he’s had to work from home, and he admits to half arsing *running the country*..
Is this real life? Fuck me.
Can’t wait to vote against the Tories.
>‘My experience of working from home is you spend an awful lot of time making another cup of coffee and then, you know, getting up, walking very slowly to the fridge, hacking off a small piece of cheese, then walking very slowly back to your laptop and then forgetting what it was you’re doing.’
I also make some hot drinks during my working day, and I also graze far too much at the fridge. I don’t forget what I was doing in the 5-10 minutes away from my desk though … that’s worrying …
It does for me.
Boris Working? 🤷🤦
But… he works from home! So he’s admitting that he can’t do that?
Working At Work Doesn’t Work Either.
I fucking hate this cunt so much. That’s all I have to say.
It fascinates me that the Tories seem to think the “get back to the office” rhetoric is a vote winner.
I’m sure there’s a few weird bitter people who would love the idea of the metropolitan elite forced back onto packed trains and busy roads every morning, and there’s some coffee shop owners who’ll be in favour, but everyone else? I can barely think of anything that would cause so much resentment from so many people.
Says multi-sacked letch who hasn’t worked a day in his life.
This lad stands up and talks shite based on a few lines fed to him in advance and the only reason it works is because for anyone else shame would kick in and force them into self restraint but for him – he just keeps spouting self distracting contradictory, dishonest nonsense.
How is this the Prime Minister of this country. How????
Please,won’t somebody think of the corporate landlords
It’s true, the PM works from home and they’re completely useless. Always having parties!
Boris: I’m a lazy cunt and don’t do any work at home so everyone else must be the same. (Also all my mates have investments in commercial properties and don’t want them to lose their money)
So presumably he’ll be moving out of Number 10 then?
Yes it does: /r/technology/comments/ukjck8/its_official_remote_work_has_zero_negative_impact/
Nothing wrong with going to the office to socialize, but don’t think you can sit here and tell me with a straight face that I’m less productive in my office at home where I’m nearly completely isolated from distractions during the workday.
I’ve had 3 remote jobs since the pandemic started. Before covid the first one started out in an open office where my coworkers would interupt my workflow to talk about random stuff probably every hour or so. Socializing is nice and all but don’t tell its good for productivity. That was fine but every day after lunch my boss was on the phone constantly and I had to listen to his entire conversations for the next 4 hours while I tried to tune him out and write code with him a meter away from me. Plus I’d have to hold in my farts the entire day because if I hadn’t then it wouldn’t be hard to tell who it was. Luckily I left before he managed to drag us all back once restrictions were lifted.
NIMBY boomer managers and idiots like Boris just think being able to watch over employees will scare them into being productive or something. Like we all need a fuckin baby sitter. It’s pretty simple for me in my experience, when I’m happy and I like the company I work hard. When I don’t then I take my time.
One thing I will say that’s bad for the employer is if I don’t like the place I’m in it makes looking for a job a whole lot easier. Workers have been disenfranchised for too long in a capitalist world, and finally we’ve been able to turn the tables a bit. So that might be another reason why employers want employees to be bound to the business physically during the workday.
I still enjoy going to the office a few times a year to meet with my coworkers, but I’m not going expecting to get much accomplished during that time.
He literally works from home
What does he think will happen when businesses realise that they can’t recruit decent people because they’re not offering remote working?
When my office has a subsidised bar maybe I’ll consider going back.
Till then piss off.
>“ In my experience you make a coffee, go to the fridge, hack off a piece of cheese and walk very slowly back to your computer”
…he realises he works from home, right? Is he saying he doesn’t do much work?
I think everyone here is being a tad unfair to the jolly old fellow. How are you supposed to know what work is when you A) don’t do fuck all, B) have never had a big standard regular job (that is what plebs have!), and C) have always had everything handed to you on a silver platter!
In seriousness, I did very little on the days I spent in the office this week other than drink coffee and catch up with my colleagues. My actual productive work was while at home, with no one distracting me. But hey, I guess when you’re blustering about, you don’t recognise productive work.
Says the man who primarily works and parties at home.
Boris Working at all doesn’t work! … RESIGN?
Strange because I think if it didn’t work then we would have seen the collapse of tens of thousands of companies that were forced to do work from home for the past two years off and on. Yet what do we see? Things carried on pretty much the same.
Some people miss the office and like working there. That’s cool. Many don’t as they can save money on fuel as well as save time avoiding a commute. That’s cool too.
Providing people are doing the appropriate amount of work it shouldn’t matter if they’re in the office or at home for many jobs. Sure not every office based job is suitable for working from home but the truth is *many* are and nobody has a good reason why people should be made to go into an office to do those jobs.
As for distractions. I have way more *in* the office than at home. And I’m sorry to say but not once has one of these office distractions led to a synergy of ideas that snowballed into rapid growth of the business in new directions like so many managers seem to think is what we’re missing by working at home. Nor does having to listen to Janice talk endlessly for hours on the phone increase my morale.
>Boris: Working from home doesn’t work for Tory donors.
Fixed it.
Man who works and parties from home tells others, not to.
Noone tell this cunt that 4 day work weeks are as productive if not more than 5 day work weeks…
Works fine for me ya dickhed
When not partying, he literally works from home.
I think working from home doesn’t work at the moment but purely from an economic perspective. My opposition doesn’t have anything to do with productivity – certainly in my experience, i think people do more work without having people in the office distracting them.
My issue is there is a very real set of problems which would arise if everyone worked from home. A lot of pensions are linked to business/office property which the Government would have to bail out to 90% if they went bust. There is a whole commuting economy – train tickets, petrol/car maintenance, food, drink – which creates a lot of jobs for people, which aren’t easily replaceable. Plus middle management would be utterly pointless without offices – more job losses. You hear things like they want to “resurrect” high streets which are already on their last legs and one of the few things that produces cash on the high street is the commuting economy.
Obviously there needs to be some form of sensible transition from office/commercial space to conversion into houses and people working from home. At the very least it would be environmentally beneficial – less petrol, electric etc used, cut overheads for these companies paying rent on commercial space and would create more housing. Unfortunately our political parties tend to make a pigs ear of change, rather than exploiting the benefits. So rather than exploit the benefits of working from home instead they are trying to hold back the tide by scapegoating nonsense like this productivity would decrease excuse. Dunno why they just don’t say we aren’t economically ready for widespread working from home, which is my personal interpretation of the situation.
This tosser needs to go. Studies have shown wfh is effective. You try forcing workers back in offices though nonsense opinions – they’ll walk.
Right… so regardless of all the studies that suggest productivity has actually increased; because his *own* experience wasn’t good, we should all go back to distraction factories regardless of our job requirements? What kind dictatorship bullshit is this?
Kindly, do one ya fat selfish wanker.
I dunno how it is in England. Does Borris live at 10 Downing St or is that just the office? Like the president lives at the white house so kinda the og work at home for the country, for example. Next to farmers of course.
Literally read the first paragraph of this shite. So this fucking goblin can’t hack WFH, so it means we are all unable?
Tell you what doesn’t work, this fucking div sitting in the position he is. And how as a matter of fact?! Shouldn’t this prick be out the job?
For who? Not for most companies who’ve seen no change in productivity. Not for workers who have more free time and money.
He means landlords, train companies and sandwich shops.
You can see the Tories true colours with stuff like this. They don’t care about the environment and the individual.
That’s rich, coming from a man who claimed to police he works from home.
I’ve worked remote for over 10 years without an issue. We have the tooling and processes that allow it. I am not starting early to liaise with India nor staying late to handover to America from a bloody office!
Is Crosby back on board?
“Cheese” you say? “Boris”? Let me google that and see what the results are now…
So fucking transparent (well, to a non Daily Mail/Express reader).
Only because all his mates have huge empty offices in the city that are now haemorrhaging money from not being used. Shut up Boris you absolute mopheaded clown.
An issue I see (not withstanding actual studies which don’t support Johnson and Moggs position) is very mixed messaging.
Local councils are cut to the bone. I would imagine many are like mine who have sold buildings or consolidated workforces to try and save money. If the government enacted a law tomorrow that everyone who worked in the public sector had to work in the office, councils would be having to scrabble to buy office space or have staggered shifts.
On the other hand a lot of public sector bets have been on real estate to make up for shortfalls in central government funding which is about a 1/3rd of what it was 10 years ago. Plus a lot of pension schemes are entangled with real estate, so it is a real challenge when the market drops as it is doing.