i use hot peperami in cooking. seriously grate a bit up using the zesting side of a cheesegrater and add some to grated cheese in foods where the cheese will melt and you want to add a little kick. cheese toasties with a half a hot peperami on it is rather nice.
Super noodles, the black spicy pepperami and a can of red coke. The working man’s lunch here.
These bad boys. They’re pretty bad for you, but taste soo good. Clears your sinuses out as well with the spice.
The nutritional value is offset by the fact you can get a pack of 5 for around £6 which sorts me out for the odd office dinner. In this economy, I don’t mind the odd few per month.
I tend to buy a crusty roll to go with it too. Just deliciousss
If Super Noodles are up there, then I’m going with Batchelors mac n cheese
The whitest chalkiest cheapest sliced bread, loads of margarine , frozen fish finger sandwich with tomato ketchup.
Fridge raiders are just fake as fuck meat mush, yet I keep buying them…
Heinz spaghetti and sausages
Mrs Kipling’s battenberg cake. 2 parts plasticky fondant and 3 parts UPF but somehow hits like absolute crack every single time.
Pot Noodles are fucking great
Dairylea Lunchables
Cheese strings. Ideal high-protein handbag snack. Babybel too, if they’re on offer, but I prefer the rubber quality of a cheese string (I eat it like a pepperami, not actually peeling it though). I am mid-40s, and love all sorts of weird, posh and artisan cheese too. There’s room for all of it!
Battered sausage from the chippy. Feels so wrong yet it tastes so right.
Scampi fries
I was a chef for a good few years, I can make the most astounding burgers, it’s one of my favourite things to make and they used to get high praise in restaurants, they get even higher praise at home.
This context is important, because my answer to your question is the humble Rustler Burger
The non existent quality of these dropped massively when the ingredients changed from pork and bacon to pork and mechanically recovered chicken but drunk enough and I’ll still give em a go.
Mr. Brains Faggots. Objectively nasty, but damn that gravy is tasty!
Tomato puree straight from the metal tube raw, maybe more bizarre than inherently disgusting.
These monstrosities. They are complete filth, and it even annoys me that they are spelled Chee strings. WTF IS THAT?!
But I keep buying and eating them at an alarming rate, I’d never admit it to anyone outside of anonymous internet forums though. I’m otherwise a reasonably normal 41 year old woman.
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What’s wrong with the hot peperamis
I’ve had the regular ones but not hot
Seafood sticks. Obsessed with them.
Super noodles and stupidly cheap cider
Peperamis remind me of a big blood clot. Like that wadding they pull out of people’s noses after nose surgery.
Doesn’t stop me from eating the delicious bastards.
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All of the varieties of these. They are probably made from chicken arseholes, and I just don’t care.
I like both of those, also these bad boys
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Pepperami is good but the frey bentos pies suck cock now
Butterscotch Angel Delight, synthetic joy.
This just reminded me that my husband genuinely pronounces Fray Bentos as ‘Fray Benois’ like it’s some kind of haute cuisine 😂
I bloody love peperamis and pot noodles
Prince’s Stewed Steak
I’m an 80s child so it’s a list.
* Pork scratchings
* Angel delight
* Black pudding
* Corned beef
* Cheap meat cooked in a pressure cooker
* Tongue sandwiches
Processed cheese slices and tinned ravioli
Can’t go wrong with a Ginster’s pepper steak slice
And also the beige heaven that is my local Chinese takeaway’s munchie box
Richmond sausages. Fuck knows how many arse holes are in them but they remain undefeated as a fry up sausage.
Turkey drummers
Pork scratchings. They’re my current hyper-fixation and I’m ashamed.
Pork scratchings incl. the ones with hair
Rustlers. Also, bloke at work told me Fray Bentos is named after a town in Uruguay
Beef paste. My husband can’t understand why I won’t eat pâte but will happily eat beef paste sandwiches.
Rustlers. I have no shame.
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Primula cheese spread in a tube.Â
i use hot peperami in cooking. seriously grate a bit up using the zesting side of a cheesegrater and add some to grated cheese in foods where the cheese will melt and you want to add a little kick. cheese toasties with a half a hot peperami on it is rather nice.
Super noodles, the black spicy pepperami and a can of red coke. The working man’s lunch here.
These things
https://preview.redd.it/x1any4xb219g1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=5181a581ebc21872f27e90cde545adfbbe9b83f2
Sure they are mostly anuses and eyelids but they are damn tasty.
Pot Noodle. Specifically curry flavourÂ
https://preview.redd.it/zbeuzcgv219g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4080579038c7f176357f1e8cfd2de239e4a3667b
These bad boys. They’re pretty bad for you, but taste soo good. Clears your sinuses out as well with the spice.
The nutritional value is offset by the fact you can get a pack of 5 for around £6 which sorts me out for the odd office dinner. In this economy, I don’t mind the odd few per month.
I tend to buy a crusty roll to go with it too. Just deliciousss
If Super Noodles are up there, then I’m going with Batchelors mac n cheese
The whitest chalkiest cheapest sliced bread, loads of margarine , frozen fish finger sandwich with tomato ketchup.
Fridge raiders are just fake as fuck meat mush, yet I keep buying them…
Heinz spaghetti and sausages
Mrs Kipling’s battenberg cake. 2 parts plasticky fondant and 3 parts UPF but somehow hits like absolute crack every single time.
Pot Noodles are fucking great
Dairylea Lunchables
Cheese strings. Ideal high-protein handbag snack. Babybel too, if they’re on offer, but I prefer the rubber quality of a cheese string (I eat it like a pepperami, not actually peeling it though). I am mid-40s, and love all sorts of weird, posh and artisan cheese too. There’s room for all of it!
Battered sausage from the chippy. Feels so wrong yet it tastes so right.
Scampi fries
I was a chef for a good few years, I can make the most astounding burgers, it’s one of my favourite things to make and they used to get high praise in restaurants, they get even higher praise at home.
This context is important, because my answer to your question is the humble Rustler Burger
https://preview.redd.it/mvc3uw9l519g1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb3f65591719b166b752c2f28f38647ed92b3c15
The non existent quality of these dropped massively when the ingredients changed from pork and bacon to pork and mechanically recovered chicken but drunk enough and I’ll still give em a go.
Mr. Brains Faggots. Objectively nasty, but damn that gravy is tasty!
https://preview.redd.it/dou8fcvi719g1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb268b4c510e400a5fc712d17e12eb1285bed264
This stuff. You can do your own jokes
I like to add milk, butter, and peas
https://preview.redd.it/mh54bkaa819g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86ee1e4b7410bdc882df96e532d3a24f6700c215
Tomato puree straight from the metal tube raw, maybe more bizarre than inherently disgusting.
These monstrosities. They are complete filth, and it even annoys me that they are spelled Chee strings. WTF IS THAT?!
But I keep buying and eating them at an alarming rate, I’d never admit it to anyone outside of anonymous internet forums though. I’m otherwise a reasonably normal 41 year old woman.
https://preview.redd.it/qe4t6iq5919g1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=789fbd5548bf5264bfc8f28f44b885a50378025f
Sandwich spread. A filling that takes me back 40years
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Childhood delicacy
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these Chicago Town deep dish ‘pizzas’- used to nuke them in a microwave for 3 mins.
Hello from Uruguay, the land of Fray Bentos! 🇺🇾 🇬🇧
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