Apparently Santa operates out of Terminal 2

by GP728

17 comments
  1. Can he use pre-clearance? Would probably save loads of time when he arrives in American airspace

  2. I am the most cold-hearted cynical narky antiChristmas fucker going, but I genuinely love stuff like this, like RTÉ incorporating Santa into the weather forecast. Very cute. I have a soft spot for the fact that the entire Western world does this conceit for kids, I think it’s deadly.

  3. He certainly wouldn’t be operating out of terminal 1 with Ryanair’s luggage allowances. The sack definitely wouldn’t fit into that little box.

  4. Well I just learned that Chișinău is the capital of Moldova

  5. Yeah, but once he is through security he will have to walk all the way down the end of T1 to get to his gate !

  6. Hope he’s got his 5yrs of socials ready for the TSA when he lands in the US

  7. Probably needs an EI registered aircraft for the tax and labour laws.

  8. Why would he be departing Dublin at midnight going to the north pole?

    Surly he’d be at arrivals…

  9. Yeah cause it’s Santy that uses T1. Can’t be getting the two confused.

  10. I hear he prefers Supermacs to Burger King, and I kinda agree

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