Happy Birthday Carol

34 comments

1. I mean

   Fair

2. Goddamn it Lewis.

3. Can’t lie. I’m the same.

4. It all began for me when I watched Carol Vorderman’s Times Tables as a child

5. did someone get a bit excited on countdown?

6. Probably smells like a Stretch Armstrong

7. We shouldn’t have let Lewis sign the card last.

8. [deleted]

9. Give it a rest Lewis

10. Has everyone forgotten about their digital footprint 😭

11. I’ll have three vowels and a wank please Carol.

12. Same bro. Same. (Don’t tell my wife)

13. Parts of her turned 65 today.

14. With “arseholes” you get 9 points.

15. The dads of Reddit out in force in these comments.

16. heartfelt wishes

17. What does Lewis think Carol is going to do in response to this? Call him?

18. Who said romance was dead.

19. You can tell that Lewis is a true gentleman from the way he takes the time to extend birthday wishes before getting down to business.

20. It’s Christmas Eve, the nurses have gone home & left Lewis the WiFi code ffs

21. 

22. https://preview.redd.it/zy6ilybwx79g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e3f7d5467be5b868081227adfc4cea1013daca

    Iconic

23. 

24. https://preview.redd.it/jtlpnytqy79g1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94333ae7017d5aaefe4d4d92a28a1e9b019c45bf

25. Lewis it’s my birthday too.

26. Lewis you are my hero. And this should be posted on to Metro (who get all their stories from here)

27. Rachael stop texting Vorders

28. He’s not been the same since Morse died.

29. Classic Lewis.

30. Sat next to her on a train once. Seemed nice

31. He had to make it weird by saying smell

32. He’ll take one from the top, two from the bottom.

33. 

    this entire comments section

34. This is Internet spirit of Christmas.

    Have just spent five minutes alone laughing in bed like a madman!

    Happy Christmas OP!

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