Where I’d live as a german

46 comments

1. https://i.redd.it/7676113lgd9g1.gif

2. Bit far with that border Hansi. Remember it is drawn at ejderen.

3. Why no Schwaben? You must be a Badener

4. You must be Turkish 🥙 🇹🇷

5. Look at the wannabe-Nazi forgetting Elsass 😀

6. So you’d live in Germany, parts of Poland and Denmark? Bit of an odd assortment

7. Why not reach the Ural mountains ?

8. What about some more Lebensraum to the east?

9. No Elsaß-Löthringen? Feeling charitable today are we

10. Unrealistic, Bavaria isn’t red

11. That was a close one

12. As long as you keep heading east I’m even inclined to help say FU to anyone who has complaints.

13. Pff, you’re missing out.

14. Badenser confirmed.

15. Based

16. What about Böhmen and Mähren?

17. Based and swabianpilled

    https://preview.redd.it/4kvp1ke3nd9g1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=5396faf4d6967034ad35924287cf7857848e5e0e

18. You would life in Berlin and in Bavaria??

19. No need to be modest Wilhem, we all know you could do with more living space than that.

    https://preview.redd.it/7biejnuipd9g1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c83cf092659aba4745327b49fccd9da2c6001fb

20. What about Mallorca Hans?

21. 🫩

22. Thailand is in full green

23. Why is Mallorca red? Isn’t that where Hans’ capital is?

24. Ok when are you getting out of Mallorca?

25. Schön hier! Aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden- ~~Württemberg~~?

26. Calm down and remember the new german empire is the european union.

27. So autistic

28. German doesn´t like Ostbelgien.

29. Why is Mallorca not green, Hans? 🤔

30. Bro factually has a desire to live in the warmińsko-mazurskie voivodeship, poor fella

31. Based Badner

32. NETT HIER, ABER WAREN SIE SCHON MAL IN

33. Found the Badenser.

34. Badenser

35. Lemme guess – you love painting architecture?

36. you look like a reverse L/R tardigrade with swiss

37. Uhh

    

38. Yippie

39. Fine whatever, just do it. We don’t want another war with you, Hans. We have our own problems

40. Seems like you don’t have enough space Hans. Maybe go east?

41. No kurwa mać, znowu szwab zaczyna…

42. You didn’t put South Tyrol. Thank God.

43. Thank god.

    I’m genuinely surprised you left out Mallorca though.

44. Sudetenland, Elsass, Österreich… Wasn das fürn ANSCHLUSS?

45. We all know, everything is green for you, Hans, you cannot fool us

46. Maybe its my red green weakness, but not adding mallorca is pretty un-hans of you

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