Got this in a cracker and really cannot work out what it is. Made of card. Mug for scale. Thank you!

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  2. Book mark. I got one very similar to this myself yesterday 

  3. A mug? Oh dear. If you’d used a banana for scale as standard, I might have been able to help.

  5. Got the same one. Probably need to sit on the book after you use it to mark the page as mine was curly AF

  6. It’s either a dead emotion fish or as others have said, a bookmark.

  8. Its an indication that whomever invited you for dinner doesn’t consider you an A list guest because you got the shit crackers.

  10. I got the same thing. My 3 year old said it was a plaster so I put it round my finger. Bookmark makes more sense I guess, if you’re old

  11. It’s for sounding. Just roll it tightly and get on up there

  12. Thought it was a thing to hold my wads of cash… I wish!

  17. I remember when Christmas crackers had good stuff in them, they are not trying anymore

  18. Long long ago, we used to have these things called books.

    Books were these open-closey things that had a lot of words written in them. Like the internet, but printed on paper. There would sometimes be too many to read in one go and so we would use what we called a “bookmark” to MARK the page and come back to it later. Like when you turn off netflix and it remembers where you were, the bookmark did the same thing.

    It was a simpler time.

  22. Bookmark. And don’t use it with the flap. Can easily tear your page. Just use it as a traditional book mark and place it between the pages.

  24. I got the exact same thing. Worst cracker item I’ve ever had

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