Trump’s Mystery Bruise Spreads to His Other Hand – How will the White House explain this?

https://newrepublic.com/post/204772/donald-trump-weird-bruises-both-hands

Posted by Maleficent_Strain621

28 comments

  1. probably bruised it dumping newborn babies into lake michigan

  2. Guess they are having trouble hitting the vein on his right so now his monthly IV for dementia is being administered on his left hand.

  4. If he starts limping it could be because they’ve moved the IV to the top of a foot. Not too common but I had one there while hospitalized.

    Even had an IV placed in my neck after a blood vessel was nicked during surgery.

  5. something, something “happened when they were moving the goalposts, yet again” or something

  7. Rage posting all night long a shitty diet, shouldn’t take much longer.

  9. As a guy who has had many IVs, why dont they stick Trump in his arm, just below his elbow?
    At one point, I was getting chemo and so a port inserted by my shoulder. So if Trump is getting so many injections, why not a port?

  10. It’s from his patented double jerk off dance move!

  11. Blew out the vein on the right hand, had to switch to the left. Won’t be long now.

  15. It’s because he is shaking hands with himself now, given his friends are upset with him after he allowed the Epstein files to leave his Mara Lago bathroom

  16. Easily! He’s shaking so many hands, he has to use both hands!

  17. They gave him a fake right hand for his Christmas pic with Felonia . Absolutely no behind from the day before

  20. Probably one of the children he was raping tried to fight back .

  21. I don’t care. Miller and Vought are destroying everything.

  22. Presidents and their wives often receive IV stimulant cocktails to help.them keep their energy up.

  24. White House Lying Leavitt will tell the usual nonsense this is fake news spread by the left. She should take the cross off that she wears since she lies everyday protecting TACO.

  25. “It’s from shaking hands. With both hands.”

    -Probably Karoline Leavitt

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