My uncle developed a minor obsession with spiritual orbs and photographing them after my cousin passed away. It’s a fairly common belief/conspiracy theory, and in the scheme of things a pretty harmless one.
They think they can move? I’m getting the mental image of Noel asking them, and these orbs somehow shrugging despite not having shoulders and being like “dunno, never measured it. 500, 1,000mph maybe?”
Really need someone to add a fact checking note that “Orbs do not come in all shapes and sizes. If they are not spheres, they are not orbs.”
Edmonds is a total wazzock of a guy and I cannot stand him.
Oh, I thought it was later he went a bit nuts
Mr. Blobby Balls.
Is that what Mr Blobby was all those years?!?
Starting to make sense now.
Do you think his relatives put him on the Blobby table at family gatherings? I feel like there needs to be a special table (and perhaps a church-style kneeling bench for his melon balls).
This is actually a well documented phenomenon, first described in 1884 by the German paraphysicist Josep Schweddy, from whom the energy orbs take their name.
Noel does have an unusually large pair of Schweddy Balls though.
seriously if I ever turned up to a job interview and started talking this kinda cola juice I’d be perma unemployed !! but Edmunds nah they give him Radio DJ spots (yet he knows feck all about music) he gets TV work…at one time he was the big name on many a music festival/roadshow, got his own series on TV ….mans a fruit loop.
where as Paul Gambaccini, absolutly knows music, got the history down, the anecdotes genuinly an entertsining authority on pop music and culture…hung out to dry by everyone he’d worked with when he was falsely dragged in to Operstion Yewtree, he was so let down by all of them ( including stonewall) and for the record,totally innocent.
People have always asked me, why do you hate Edmonds? It makes me laugh. Ha! I don’t hate Edmonds. I don’t give a shit about Edmonds. I hate the things he does, sure. I hate the way he behaves. I hate his personality and his appearance. But hate Edmonds himself ? No, sir. Wouldn’t give him the satisfaction.
They only appear on digital photos and, specifically, ones taken with camera phones. It’s to do with the compressed optical lengths required in a wafer thin phone and the internal reflections that sets up. It may also be backscatter from airborn particles close to, or on the surface of the lens.
Any other explanation is the deranged ramblings of a total wazzock…
Noel, that’s just your Minecraft server being laggy.
I trust no man that has sported a feathered haircut and goatee at some point in his life.
Or the ghosts of his victims
I kinda like that it suits his whole 70s ghost hunter persona.
I’ve not seen his orbs but I’ve seen his baby scan on a T Shirt
He’s really a bit bonkers. Jon Ronson has a section in one of his books where he was behind the scenes on Deal Or No Deal and has pointed out that Edmonds really is quite nuts
and to think some people said Noel Edmonds was an arsehole
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He’s a very odd man but if it keeps him happy …
Distraught this wasn’t NSFW like I’d hoped.
My uncle developed a minor obsession with spiritual orbs and photographing them after my cousin passed away. It’s a fairly common belief/conspiracy theory, and in the scheme of things a pretty harmless one.
They think they can move? I’m getting the mental image of Noel asking them, and these orbs somehow shrugging despite not having shoulders and being like “dunno, never measured it. 500, 1,000mph maybe?”
Really need someone to add a fact checking note that “Orbs do not come in all shapes and sizes. If they are not spheres, they are not orbs.”
Edmonds is a total wazzock of a guy and I cannot stand him.
Oh, I thought it was later he went a bit nuts
Mr. Blobby Balls.
Is that what Mr Blobby was all those years?!?
Starting to make sense now.
Do you think his relatives put him on the Blobby table at family gatherings? I feel like there needs to be a special table (and perhaps a church-style kneeling bench for his melon balls).
This is actually a well documented phenomenon, first described in 1884 by the German paraphysicist Josep Schweddy, from whom the energy orbs take their name.
Noel does have an unusually large pair of Schweddy Balls though.
I wondered where the inspiration for [Buster Gonad](https://viz.fandom.com/wiki/Buster_Gonad?file=Buster_gonad_viz_comic.jpg) came from…
How did Noel Edmunds ever get a single job ???
seriously if I ever turned up to a job interview and started talking this kinda cola juice I’d be perma unemployed !! but Edmunds nah they give him Radio DJ spots (yet he knows feck all about music) he gets TV work…at one time he was the big name on many a music festival/roadshow, got his own series on TV ….mans a fruit loop.
where as Paul Gambaccini, absolutly knows music, got the history down, the anecdotes genuinly an entertsining authority on pop music and culture…hung out to dry by everyone he’d worked with when he was falsely dragged in to Operstion Yewtree, he was so let down by all of them ( including stonewall) and for the record,totally innocent.
People have always asked me, why do you hate Edmonds? It makes me laugh. Ha! I don’t hate Edmonds. I don’t give a shit about Edmonds. I hate the things he does, sure. I hate the way he behaves. I hate his personality and his appearance. But hate Edmonds himself ? No, sir. Wouldn’t give him the satisfaction.
I wonder if that’s why he shot and killed [Clive Anderson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3hICt84_5A).
They only appear on digital photos and, specifically, ones taken with camera phones. It’s to do with the compressed optical lengths required in a wafer thin phone and the internal reflections that sets up. It may also be backscatter from airborn particles close to, or on the surface of the lens.
Any other explanation is the deranged ramblings of a total wazzock…
Noel, that’s just your Minecraft server being laggy.
I trust no man that has sported a feathered haircut and goatee at some point in his life.
Or the ghosts of his victims
I kinda like that it suits his whole 70s ghost hunter persona.
https://preview.redd.it/te0x92go86ag1.jpeg?width=1426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95295ce316267f3538fa2597a829bd9c6da16d75
I wonder if Noel’s are like this too.
I’ve not seen his orbs but I’ve seen his baby scan on a T Shirt
He’s really a bit bonkers. Jon Ronson has a section in one of his books where he was behind the scenes on Deal Or No Deal and has pointed out that Edmonds really is quite nuts
and to think some people said Noel Edmonds was an arsehole
Never forget the time Edmonds tried to flog a magnetic box he claimed cured cancer. When somebody with cancer challenged this, [Edmonds hypothesised that the man’s cancer was caused by his negative attitude](https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/jun/07/noel-edmonds-in-twitter-row-after-claims-that-electronic-box-tackles-cancer)
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