Sudden Russian death syndrome has struck again. This time on Christmas Day.

Colonel-General Yuri Sadovenko, 56, was one of President Vladimir Putin’s most trusted inner circle.

So much so that he earned the nickname “Keeper of Secrets.”

by Jackal8570

21 comments

  2. Australian journalists are built different. I didn’t think someone could make lethal political purges sound light-hearted and entertaining, but trust an Aussie to find a way.

    How ya goin’, my upside down mates?

  3. Surprised they don’t start blaming these on Ukraine, it’s just the sort of lie that the orange idiot would believe.

  6. Must have been something in his water er vodka, like cyanide. 

  10. He must have died when Putin was targeted by the Ukraine missile.

  12. It’s weird how the russian governments throughout history have been doing exactly the same! Kill off some generals and other officials to keep the others in line by uncertainty.
    Having a mentality like that is not very productive, then again…they do have camels in charge at the frontline…

  13. Yea, wouldnt want to be the “keeper of secrets” in that government. Well, I wouldn’t want to be anybody under that government.

  14. He signaled back to Putin, “there’s no air conditioning or cold water here”

  15. > He didn’t fall out of a window.

    > Nor did he fall down stairs.

    > But was there something in his tea?

    😅

  19. It was probably ruled a suicide with 5 shots to the back of the head.

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