the non european mind cannot comprehend

by Far-Display99

30 comments
  1. I’ve done the same for 3:30 hours flight from Sicily to Sweden, my main form of entertainment was seeing Swedes being so uncomfortable next to Italians trying to chit-chat with them.

  2. The trick is to fly during the night and to sleep for most of the flight.

    It’s not like you’re going to miss something anyway

  3. all I need to entertain myself for 12 hours is one hand and my ballsack

  4. Nothing compared to a 35 hour train journey through Poland in late 2011 summer.

  5. My brain is so fried nowadays that I don’t reckon I’d be able to rawdog a rollercoaster ride

  6. I’d be the same, only I’ll have one hand down fondling my sack as entertainment.

  7. You guys don’t get drunk off your tits before going on a plane?

  8. Yanks always board flights like they go to battle in a full Teletubby jogging suit, furry ear protectors, one of these neck pillows, a pair of these trashy big foam flipflops or crocs, sports socks that are pulled up to their thighs, an oversized hoodie saying ā€œKansas State Universityā€ with the hood over their heads during the entire flight, a black legging that is such low quality fabric that it is see-through when stretched underneath the oversized jogging pants with one of my grandmother’s knickers very visibly underneath it and she’ll make sure she will take off the jogging pants in the middle of the flight, Apple ear pods, and one of these gigantic Stanley cups with water like you would ever drink water when you’re 150kg and you live off cheese from a tube.

    And then all of the above in the same beige or pastel colour. And then their friend Cayleigh who also lives in Utah looks exactly the same.

  9. Ten hour flight? A proper European would be drunk on the airport already.

  10. I once had a flight to Spain, next to me there was someone from Sweden and another from Germany. I was sitting in the middle seat. I had my headphones, I was listening to latin music and I was singing a little bit and after a while I realized that both of them were looking at me. I thought that they wanted to listen to my music so I just said “Do you want to listen to music too? Here you are” and I offered to each of them the wireless headphones so that they can both listen to music. Well, they were about to laugh a little bit after that. šŸ˜…šŸ˜

  11. Honestly a 10 hour flight doesn’t sound bad, considering you can take a bus from Lyon to Kraków, and your bus is getting delayed for like 5 hours because it managed to get into like several traffic jams on its approach to Prague, and there’s a bickering couple sitting right behind you

  12. On a long haul, if I can’t sleep, I’m making full use of every service I’ve paid for.

  13. I was on a 15 hour flight with just my offline chess app.

    I probably played against all streamer the bots on chess.com

  14. Doesn’t this post mean it’s a Finnish dude headed back to the _______. I’ve never seen any Finn ā€œproperlyā€ act on a plane .

  15. Of course you travel in jeans? Why would I want to appear in grey sweatpants like a yank?

  16. We can rule Pedro out immediately, he was already asleep at the departure gate. This is definitely Gerhard or Hans.

  17. Alltough i could do that, i very much enjoy a pair of noise cancelling headphones

    Flying is so loud, my basement is so silent, i am not used to that

  18. I listen to music, have the map on, and look out of the window. It’s the only way I can calm my phobia of flying

  19. No way I’m wasting 10 hours without a book. The rest….accurate.

  20. I do the same honestly, everything I need is provided in business class.

  21. Im bringing a gameboy with some long rpg game next time in flying.

  22. I’m confused, are Europeans known for taking long flights now? I thought that was more an East Asian thing. Europeans are known for 40 hour odysseys hopping between 7 different regional train systems to get from Madrid to Warsaw on a cheap “local” ticket.

  23. Did it once on a 10 hour flight, didn’t even use the loo.

    But it was magical, I just drank wine and took amphetamines and got lost in my own head.

  24. I think I’d die if I spent that long without a distraction. I’d start chewing my fingernails and clawing through my skin

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