No one celebrates like MAGA… I mean mourns

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  1. Including painted murals on street corners, it’s one of the most celebrated deaths in my memory, but please the family does want their privacy at this time

  2. The Lion The witch the wardrobe in the audacity of this b****

  3. I’m surprised they haven’t crammed animatronics up the ass of Kirk’s corpse so it can walk on stage and ask for money.

  4. Which means when Piggy goes, it will be Stephen King levels of macabre grifting or worse 

  5. I wonder how fast she’ll burn through all the money. I wonder how many pairs of latex bereavement pants she can buy? Maybe it’s time to invest

  6. What, is the black sparkle disco ball suit at the cleaners?

  7. What do Turning Point USA and Star Trek have in common? Both fill convention centers with dorks who are mad about Kirk’s death.

  8. So she met Charlie when she interviewed for turning point, when he died she got a hell of a promotion.

  9. *“Why is my wife buying 40 tons of fireworks and TPUSA banners with HER name on them?”* – some guy name Charlie

  10. I’m glad he’s gone, he was racist af and the gop was clearly grooming him to be president some day.

  11. She’s like Claire Underwood if Charlie Kirk had a modicum of charisma.

  12. The *My Husband’s Dead Perpetual Party Tour* which is totally grief and not grift.

  13. Reminds me of the Mega Church services. You know those cult celebrations!

  14. I’ve had backpacking blisters that lasted longer than her grieving period

  15. If it’s so great being her, why does she need so much money?

    Like the go-to church folks who pray to sky daddy, but sky daddy is broke and needs your money.

  16. Someone needs to her their sound system and play Suicidal Tendencies “Send Me Your Money” when she walks out, it’s the perfect troll song for these religious grifters.

  17. I would celebrate anytime. A white supremacist Nazi is no longer on this Earth. Sorry not sorry

  18. I’m starting to wonder if they’re just happen he’s gone.

  19. Her 2nd month baby bump is hardly evident in those ‘widow’s weeds’. 

  20. A church near me had a big Kirk sign for a bit…now it’s just a giant sign that reads: “Making Heaven More Crowded”. 🤮

  21. GOP = Gang of Psychopaths.

    Imagine, for example, if Republicans spent this much time grieving the aftermath of Sandy Hook and trying to find structural, evidence-based policy changes to prevent something like that and the countless shootings since.

  22. Ah Erika, wannabe Queen of MAGA (Make America Grift Again).

  23. And this is why no one should consciously unlife the orange one: there will be celebrations on both sides, and both sides will still be wrong.

  24. It’s like the “Righteous Kirkstones”

    She really needs a jetpack and a neon light suit.

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