Tesco were out of Marmite so I thought I’d try Vegemite, WTF Australia?, utterly flavourless goop, Never again, Never!

by 7Unit

28 comments

  1. I’ve never had it, but that’s a decent thick whack of spread. If you can’t taste that then either it’s rubbish or you have COVID again haha.

  3. It’s nice. Plenty of taste, just a little smoother than marmite.

  4. Surely this belongs in r/australia?

    Or are you scared they’ll deploy the tactical spiders?

  5. I find it a bit hypocritical that you’re calling it “utterly flavourless goop” with a tub of fucking *Clover* of all things in shot.

  6. I wouldn’t call it flavourless. It definitely has a flavour. Sadly, that flavour is absolutely revolting.

  7. Steady on now. You’re laying it on a bit thick in more ways than one there.

  8. Marmite and Vegemite both have their place.

    Marmite on a crumpet with cheese.
    Vegemite on toast with avocado.

    Both delicious, but they’re not the same thing.

  9. Yea always a bit weak compared to ‘ole Marmite. But you’ve put enough on it actually resembles Marmite 🤣🤣

  10. If you like Clover I think you may need a tastebud recalibration so hard to know how to take this review

  12. Every two or three years some supermarket slashes a third off this stuff and I buy it again thinking it can’t be that bad. It’s just not right and I prefer store brand Marmite to this.

  13. I got introduced to Marmite, liked it, and thought I’d try vegemite for the comparison..I barely started the vegemite, stayed with Marmite.

  16. I tried Vegemite once. It was different and I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. But I think you’ve nailed it – it actually is “tasteless” when compared to Marmite…… Although if you’re in camp “Hate It”, then you ain’t going to like Vegemite either.

  17. Totally agree bud, my mate once hyped up Vegemite so much I had to try it and, meh 👎🏻 never again

  22. Are you eating ryvita during the Christmas period?

    Shame on you. That’s mid-January food.

  23. The massive amount you’re adding notwithstanding, I fully agree that marmite is infinitely superior.

  24. Exactly! I tried Vegemite last year and was disappointed. Vegemite is like a peck on the cheek from your gran; marmite is bare-back anal on the first date with someone you met online.

  25. Just get the Tesco Yeast Extract. I prefer it to brand Marmite, spreads much better and it’s like half the price

  26. Well *ideally* you’d be getting your Vegemite in sandwich form. Perhaps from a man in Brussels, one that’s 6’4” and full of muscles.

  27. You would have been better off with bovril I expect. I actually like them all.

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