Tex Wilson a Tennessee Trump supporter who thought he was owning the libs by calling every Democrat a Marxist, was lost for words when asked to define Marxism.

“Shucks, I ain’t never thought someone would ask me to define Marxism. I heard Trump sayin’ it, so I just gone and repeated it”.

Tex, who has an 8th grade education and 5 children by 4 different women (one being his sister), has suffered similar humiliation in the past when he was asked to define Socialism.

“Defining definitions of words make me look like a jackass. Sheesh. I hate the communist DEMON-RATS!” 

Mr. Wilson cut our conversation short, as he had to see his parole officer, take an anger management class, and then lie his way through yet another court ordered AA meeting. As of this writing, Tex was arrested for downloading nude photos of 12 year old Korean boys, but vowed to continue his crusade to own the libs while serving his 6 year prison sentence. 

Posted by No-Painting-799

34 comments
  1. This is why it’s called “toothbrush” and not “teethbrush”.

  2. Probably goes silent when asked to define a lot of words

  3. Only one thing I would suggest editing for the sake of humor: instead of 5 children by 4 different women, reverse it to say 4 kids with 5 mothers. Nothing like a little absurdity to bring on the chuckles.

  4. So now all his meals he has to drink through a straw. He don’t want to lose that one good tooth

  5. Marx would laugh at such a moron, but sadly enough there are yoo many of these imbeciles for us to laugh it off

  6. Can’t even afford teeth and you expect him to know what those big words are lmao 🤣

  7. This can’t be real can it? If so, remember any anti-trump person. This man’s vote has as much weight as the one that you may throw in the bin by not voting.

    There is a good chance he may not also vote himself seeing as understanding directions to a polling booth may be beyond his high caliber intelligence, but that shouldn’t be something to hope occurs.

    Note: just noticed the sub it’s in. Most comments still hold true for this type of person does exist. Although I’d say of the several “mothers” more than 1 would also be a cousin and 1 a cousin/sister hybrid.

  8. This guy is exactly what I picture in my mind when visualising someone from the deep south in America. Mind you, most folks down there don’t carry around and wave a Confederate flag when conducting day-to-day activities, and are not pedophiles, or child molesters. That being said, I’ve never stepped foot in Georgia, but have frequented Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana, on numerous occasions. This visual stereotype in not uncommon in these regions, especially in rural regions. Just a lot of poor, poorly educated folk, living in impoverished conditions. Every country has a version of these type of people. Here in Canada, we have our share as well (see Goler clan). It’s not a unique American phenomenon.

  9. If you’re waving the confederate flag, you aren’t an American in my book, anyway. So I don’t give a shit about what this toothless, brainless, halitosis-spewing heart-attack waiting to happen has to say.

  10. Many will laugh at this man, unaware that much of what they assume about Marxism is made up.

  11. It’s like Lenin said. You look for the person who’ll benefit an… uhh, uhh, you know. You know…

  12. Education is not MAGA’s strong point. Marxism, like other words are words used in propaganda to make the feared.

  13. Imagine Trump Regime entire entourage would fail too…they certainly cannot differentiate between Communism and Socialism !!!

  14. Its when the government comes in and buys control of Intel, but only when the democrats do it

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