5 months to go lads, 5 months to go.

by Far-Display99

26 comments
  1. Only thing Dutch “people” invest in the local economy is street tolls.

  2. we are so ready

    OI FERNANDO UNA BEERO POUR FAVOUR. GREASY ARSE.

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  3. What’s this foreign muck? Luv me fry up ‘ate me tapas.

  4. You go one time a year on holiday a Dutchman goes on avarage 3 times a year on holidays abroad that’s where we get our holiday money for.

    What should I otherwise do with the kids during February, May/April , July/August, October and the Christmas holidays while Amsterdam is invaded by puking Brits.

  5. Can’t wait to puke in Pedros doorway this summer 💪

  6. What do you mean invest in the local economy? I’ll go on my caravan straight to a camping full of other Dutch people and bring my own food.

  7. Can’t wait to block an entire village off with my caravan

  8. Yeah how the hell do you think we are not bankrupt ? We charge them fuckers 10€ for a 2 km taxi drive

  9. We find a way of spinning “we are hated because we are awful” into something positive.

  10. Thing I don’t get is a lot of the Spanish bods on here have quite an angry tone about things in their comments in general. If I lived in Benidorm I would be quite the opposite of angry, strange folk

  11. What do you mean 5 months to go? We got you all year round

    Love you>!r money!<

  12. Unrealistic.

    The Dutch dont spend any money in the countries they visit.

    You thought the caravan was just for sleeping in ? They stock up 1 month of food in the vehicle to make sure they don’t have to spend unnecessary money in the foreign country.

    They even save up on water by shitting on the locals instead of in their caravans.

  13. 5 months? We’re going to france tomorrow with the lads

  14. What do you mean 5 months to go. They’re already here…

  15. What would my lovely Spaniard brethren do without little ol’ Barry and big farting Hans queening up for oddly shaped bacon and fritas patatas every morning at the breakfast buffet?

  16. We will have scorched earth down here and they will keep coming to catch their melanomas.

    PIGS should call for another European allowance as we keep the life span of northern pensioners sorter.

  17. I had a Spanish GF for a bit, in southern Spain, just 3-4 weeks, when I was a kid. I was quite shocked when I met her parents that they really didn’t like Swedes😂 Apparently we also have a bad reputation for drinking and being obnoxious, which I thought was reserved for Brits and Russians. We do behave like animals(Brits are even worse than animals, at home on their island they are nice people though) when we go abroad, get drunk and later on as we grow up, buy apartments that we then rent out on AirBNB when we aren’t on holiday ourselves.

    It’s nice with tourist money, but it really is a slow working poison and they have to fix their laws for selling property to us outsiders.

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