Like if Trainspotting was written on the back of a rizla by Laurence Fox and adapted by GB News.
What kind of a heel would sell his sole
He once met the Mayor, but alas Mr Khan was on his phone so our poet was unable to flirt with him. Now he’s just going all incel on him.
I remember the tube before mobile phones. We talk to each other.
What did the mayor do?
r/im14andthisisdeep
Harking back to the pre phones era when everyone on the tube would pass the time by having sex with each other
Surprised you could get a clean photo with all the fucking taking place around you.
I probably haven’t been on the Tube for a while, but the few time I was there, phone signal was patchy between stations, so I was never looking on my phone anyway.
Did Jeremy Usborne write this?
I don’t want to fuck the mayor, can I just give him a hug?
Fuck you, Mayor.
It’s time to put your phone away, Mayor.
What were you even doing with it in the first place, Mayor?
You didn’t even give us our freedom, Mayor.
Are you happy now, Mayor?
Fuck you, Mayor.
ET phone clone 👽
Cockfosters!
Does this guy think he isn’t getting any action becase the mayor took his freedom?
“Londoners outraged at being told to talk to strangers”.
Chance would be a fine thing
I want my freedom, bark!
It was actually written by a dog btw
Not talking advice from someone who can’t spell “soul” proplee.
Would be cool to meet the mayor and have sex on the train
It’s like Becks awful poem in You at the poetry night
“Fuck you, Bush.”
Maybe go back to school and learn the basics before attempting deep poetry
Wondered why the bottom of my feet felt cold and damp
i’m supposed to fuck someone i meet on this train *and* the mayor? damn busy day
I’m sure whomever wrote this was certainly a well adjusted and stable individual…
Before phones we used newspapers and personal stereos to ignore everyone else on public transport. In the bronze age I assume people just pretended to be asleep to avoid making small talk with the ferry man or other passengers.
This tube will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say: “But why are the kids crying?” And the kids will say: “Haven’t you heard? Rik is dead! The People’s Poet is dead!”
Wtf has the mayor got to do with the rest of this
The spelling and punctuation is terrible. They should work on improving that before virtue signalling but hey… what do I know? I’m just an idiot, online.
Bloody Sadiq Khan at it again, turning us all into phone clones! What a bastard eh
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Couldn’t even spell lol
Would be so ironic if this was covering one of those anti staring ads lol
Why would I sell my fish?
“Meet lovers on this train”. Was there someone looking sad and lonely sat nearby?
Even if mobile phones were never invented I’m 100% positive this particular poet would remain single…
https://preview.redd.it/slhuf9cg0xag1.png?width=197&format=png&auto=webp&s=636430fd25cbe378698df2b7525a52f971dc4e85
The restaurant also sold their sole
Incel Poetry On The Tube
You sold your sole
Now either your shoes are fucked
Or your pet fish is gone forever
Wannabe modernist poetry with
no musicality or rhythmic structure
Has totally ruined the art form
Because any idiot can slice
some prose into itty bitty pieces
And get high
off the smell of their own farts
Like if Trainspotting was written on the back of a rizla by Laurence Fox and adapted by GB News.
What kind of a heel would sell his sole
He once met the Mayor, but alas Mr Khan was on his phone so our poet was unable to flirt with him. Now he’s just going all incel on him.
I remember the tube before mobile phones. We talk to each other.
What did the mayor do?
r/im14andthisisdeep
Harking back to the pre phones era when everyone on the tube would pass the time by having sex with each other
Surprised you could get a clean photo with all the fucking taking place around you.
I probably haven’t been on the Tube for a while, but the few time I was there, phone signal was patchy between stations, so I was never looking on my phone anyway.
Did Jeremy Usborne write this?
I don’t want to fuck the mayor, can I just give him a hug?
Fuck you, Mayor.
It’s time to put your phone away, Mayor.
What were you even doing with it in the first place, Mayor?
You didn’t even give us our freedom, Mayor.
Are you happy now, Mayor?
Fuck you, Mayor.
ET phone clone 👽
Cockfosters!
Does this guy think he isn’t getting any action becase the mayor took his freedom?
“Londoners outraged at being told to talk to strangers”.
Chance would be a fine thing
I want my freedom, bark!
It was actually written by a dog btw
Not talking advice from someone who can’t spell “soul” proplee.
Would be cool to meet the mayor and have sex on the train
It’s like Becks awful poem in You at the poetry night
“Fuck you, Bush.”
Maybe go back to school and learn the basics before attempting deep poetry
Wondered why the bottom of my feet felt cold and damp
i’m supposed to fuck someone i meet on this train *and* the mayor? damn busy day
It’s time to get out of Iraq, Bush.
Did you get the double-meanings?
The other London post today might have taken this seriously! https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/csd0iGwV25
I’m sure whomever wrote this was certainly a well adjusted and stable individual…
Before phones we used newspapers and personal stereos to ignore everyone else on public transport. In the bronze age I assume people just pretended to be asleep to avoid making small talk with the ferry man or other passengers.
This tube will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say: “But why are the kids crying?” And the kids will say: “Haven’t you heard? Rik is dead! The People’s Poet is dead!”
Wtf has the mayor got to do with the rest of this
The spelling and punctuation is terrible. They should work on improving that before virtue signalling but hey… what do I know? I’m just an idiot, online.
Bloody Sadiq Khan at it again, turning us all into phone clones! What a bastard eh
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