Satire is dead. Long live the Emperor and his new clothes.
>With photos released late last night by ITV News of the prime minister drinking and toasting his colleague in front of a table full of booze while at a leaving party in lockdown, the police have looked to defend the outcome of their investigation by insisting that he definitely wasn’t there, according to his questionnaire answers.
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>A spokesperson for the Met confirmed, **“***He wasn’t there and didn’t do anything, it says so right there in his questionnaire.*
I knew Corbyn was up to no good when he asked to borrow my copy of Photoshop!
I was just wondering, just how stupid does the Met think Londoners are? Do the police even worry about how diminished their reputation is, do they not worry that they will be seen as simply corrupt beyond repair? No way to run a country that’s for damn sure.
In all seriousness. if he is found to have lied on the questionnaire then would that not amount to Perverting the course of justice, resulting possibly in a custodial sentence a-la Chris Huhne
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Satire is dead. Long live the Emperor and his new clothes.
>With photos released late last night by ITV News of the prime minister drinking and toasting his colleague in front of a table full of booze while at a leaving party in lockdown, the police have looked to defend the outcome of their investigation by insisting that he definitely wasn’t there, according to his questionnaire answers.
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>A spokesperson for the Met confirmed, **“***He wasn’t there and didn’t do anything, it says so right there in his questionnaire.*
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[The best police force in the world](https://www.met.police.uk/police-forces/metropolitan-police/areas/about-us/about-the-met/vision-and-values/).
It took longer than it should have for me to realise this was satire.
>Sky News Politics@SkyNewsPolitics May 24, 2022 · 4:27 PM
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>’Did you lie at the despatch box, prime minister?’
Our deputy political editor @SamCoatesSky has been outside Downing Street asking the prime minister and his cabinet about partygate
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>>> /Video: [Nitter](https://nitter.net/SkyNewsPolitics/status/1529121794723962880) – [Twitter](https://twitter.com/SkyNewsPolitics/status/1529121794723962880)
Im half expecting Mr Chow to make an appearance.
I knew Corbyn was up to no good when he asked to borrow my copy of Photoshop!
I was just wondering, just how stupid does the Met think Londoners are? Do the police even worry about how diminished their reputation is, do they not worry that they will be seen as simply corrupt beyond repair? No way to run a country that’s for damn sure.
In all seriousness. if he is found to have lied on the questionnaire then would that not amount to Perverting the course of justice, resulting possibly in a custodial sentence a-la Chris Huhne
Some Cold War Steve:
>https://nitter.net/pic/media%2FFTh7ME8XoAEG79l.jpg%3Fname%3Dorig
([Twitter link](https://twitter.com/coldwarsteve/status/1529107526888919041))
Admit it – you also had to read the URL to make double sure it wasn’t a real headline
Why is everyone else blurred out?
You can even see the strings in the photo. It was all done using a doppleganger in a secret NASA base.
They didn’t even send him a questionnaire about this particular party.
The trouble is that Boris Johnson is no joke, he is real and leading UK. Satire is list on this fool.
The lines between reality and satire are getting murkier and murkier. If it wasn’t for the flair I’d have thought this to be real.
I wouldnt be surprised if ‘photoshopped’ was the line the tories took anyway
Any excuse to sneak through another week
Honestly thought this was a quote from an MP for a second