The struggles of trying to stay strong when doing the big shop.

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  1. Calories don’t count if you eat them in the shop. Pick up a packet of donuts. Just scoff them as you aimlessly follow wife around. Discard package in alcohol section before checking out.

  2. That’s me, but with what can only be described as household junk isle. Oh a lawnmower for my 5. Floor apartment? Don’t mind if I do.

  3. “I’ll just nip into LIDL to grab some fresh fruit and veg. There’s no way I’m buying snacks, no fucking way.

    Hmmm, the shortest queue seems to be in the snack isle. I’ll just join the queue and not buy anything.

    There’s those milk chocolate hazelnut bars that are that cost fuck all. I do have enough to pay for a bar this good that costs fuck all.

    I’ll just get this fresh fruit and veg and 12 chocolate hazelnut bars to get me through the walk home. It’s good to have energy for the walk home”

  4. Every time I go to Aldi I have to remind myself that a 1 kilo tub of gummy sweets is not something I really need to be buying as a responsible adult.

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