‘Girls smell better at 16 than at 28’: Tory council candidate’s shock remarks

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  1. The more worrying thing is this isn’t even just an off the cuff remark take out of context.

    He typed this, read it and thought ‘yep, this is totally fine, nothing odd here’

  2. Don’t worry, I have contacted the local party to clear the matter up:

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    Good Day,

    Further to comments from your Deputy Chair of Campaigning (reproduced below) I would like to enquire as to whether these reflect the official position of the Preston Conservatives:

    “Here’s the thing with girls 22 or under, they smell massively different to a girl of 28. Girls aged 16 to, say 23, have this buttery, creamy, slightly sweet smell that is unbelievably magnetic.”
    Will this form part of your policy platform? Can I also assume these reflect the views of Andy Pratt, Nilli Williamson, Pamela & Colin Homer, Luke Walmsley, Bowen Perryman, and Ishaq Vaez, all of whom appear alongside Mr Campbell on your website?

    I look forward to hearing from you.

    Kind Regards,

  3. Either is a werewolf with excellent sense of smell or goes around smelling girls and women half his age. A perfect candidate for the public office.

  4. He is probably pregnant and has a heightened sense of smell hence why he can smell 16 year olds from afar. This is the only logical explanation…

  5. Just said this on another sub, but never before have I been so baffled by a remark.

    When Tories say things against poor people, while I don’t agree, it does make sense because we know they dislike poor people. Apply the same to any group.

    This is just…I can’t even think of the words. Never mind the fact it doesn’t make sense in any way shape or form and is the ramblings of a mad man, what was his aim here? What response did he expect? What did he even mean? It’s actually making my brain hurt.

  6. I honestly thought that this must have been a genuine case of his account being hacked, is it confirmed to definitely be him? Like in what fucking world would you EVER as a politician think to tweet something so sinister?!?

  7. I’m always sceptical about this sort of stuff. Nobody writes something like that without expecting it to go down badly. I’m more and more convinced every piece of fucked up news that comes about from a Tory is literally instructed to pull eyes away from other problems, some of which aim directly towards Boris. False flag operations.

  8. Im starting to think these tories buries that nonce report because it was simply a list of their party.

    Is being vile and creepy part of the application process these days?

  9. It actually took me a second to realise this was a genuine statement. I cannot imagine what would possess anyone with common sense to say this, let alone type it. How can you think this and then think it needs sharing with anyone but a therapist in a secure prison facility when recounting why you committed your crime?

  10. So in May the Tories have had a rapist called out, another member spiking and molesting a female members, and now comments about sniffing young women?

    Same party that was endorsed by Jimmy Saville weren’t they?

  11. Have been with my wife for 10 years, she doesn’t smell any different than she did at 21 as she does at 31. What is wrong with this dude and why is he smelling so many women?

  12. The Venn diagram for sex pests and Tory party members is starting to overlap into more of a single circle every day it seems…

  13. All the Tory sex weirdos coming out the woodwork now. The party has a problem with rapists in their ranks. Hell just yesterday we had one MP drugging his fellow MPs to lick their nipples.

    Yes I felt insane writing that last sentence but thats how bad its gotten now

  14. Well, that’s creepy. I really hope that he’s not been left alone with any teenage girls…

  15. Now, I haven’t been close enough to a 16 year old girl to smell them since I was 16. So I don’t have up-to-date data. But I definitely smell better as an adult than I did when I was 16. At least, I did before I started working from home.

  16. Reading that genuinely sets my body into a shudder like that fight or flight danger feeling.

    Dude trying to make sure he behaves like he looks. Nonce-a-riffic.

  17. From what I have heard from co-workers who have daughters that are either starting to become teenagers, or who were once teenagers, 16 year old’s fucking stunk. My boss described their daughters room smelling “like the inside of Big-foots plimsoll after a marathon”.

  18. I was curious about what would prompt this reply (because you can see he was responding to someone else on Twitter) so I went digging, and it was in response to someone talking about a news article about a man leaving his 28 year old wife for a 22 year old Ukrainian refugee after ten days of knowing her.

    It’s already an insane thing to say but this just makes it even crazier, like what about such a news story would make you go “I think it’s time everyone knows I like to sniff 16 year old girls”?

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