Britain’s only poisonous spiders are invading UK households

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  1. Don’t eat them then, pretty sure all?(I’ll say most nature is a bastard like that, see: platypus)spiders are venomous though, It’s not a false widow in my kitchen, it’s not even that big, but it’s taken out a couple of wasps.

  2. This is fantastic. I need to be bitten. Where can I find one

    I will be a part of the Spidermen uprising in the UK, and replace Bojo and the Royal Family with the Sovereign SpiderKing.

    England will become SpiderLand.

  3. They’re harmless. I was a bit alarmed when I found one living above my bedroom door but I got used to it. I also had one outside which I was feeding. They don’t really bite, they use their long legs and incredibly strong web as the primary weapon. They are totally badass but not dangerous.

  4. With any hope they’ll invade the houses of our current government en masse.

    Although seeing as Priti Patel was borne of the darkest bowel of hell, it would probably only serve to empower her further.

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