lads, I need help. putting together a new bbq and this yoke is mentioned nowhere in the instruction. anyone know what it is?

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1. If the “clicker” ignition for the gas stops working you put a little bit of paper in the small loop, light it and apply it to the gas nozzles.

2. It’s for the electronic lighter. When it stops working you can place a piece of paper it it and light it.

3. Le grille? What the hell is that?!

4. For gods sake loosen that watch strap and let the circulation back before you lose the hand altogether.

5. Is it for the lid

6. Match holder for lighting, lad.

7. It’s the hand of a man whose wife is pissed off that the eejit can’t even put a fucking BBQ together. “The sun won’t be out forever, ya know”

8. I’ll never trust a man who uses a gas bbq.

9. Tis a fine barn but tis no pool Engliiish

10. The company you bought it from must also sell really big grenades. I wouldn’t be too worried

11. I mainly use it to pick stuff up, type and hold beer

12. It’s for picking your ears while you wait for the pattys to cook.

13. I just put one together, that’s to keep the gas pipe onto the burner.

14. Looks like a hand

15. Are those sausages to go on the bbq

16. That right there is a yoke.

    You put it in the thing.

17. Its to help ya fish that ring off your finger, Jesus christ man, your finger,,it’ll fall off

18. That’s your hand lad. You’ll deff need that for the BBQ.

19. That is a ring of power my friend

20. *Hand for scale*

21. That my good sir is a thingymabob

22. You’ve unintentionally pulled the pin out. It’s going to explode!

23. “The fingers you are using are too fat, for a special dialling wand mash the keypad with your hand now”

24. That’s the flux capacitor.

    You need will need it to manoeuvre the jiggling screw into place.

25. That’s the ring finger of a man who has put on weight since he got married.

    (Pssst, pretend it hurts your finger and you can’t wear it anymore.)

26. It’s like a stick to hold a match whilst trying to ignite the gas nozzle, manual primer. If your batteries run out for the “sparker”

27. Are you trying to say something about me not having a wife?