The Kunts on their Jubilee single ‘Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce’

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  1. From the article…Lyrics in the song include the section: “The grand old Duke of York / He said he didn’t sweat / So why did he pay 12 million quid / To a girl he’d never met?”

  2. This is a horrible piece of slander which I fully expect the Prince to litigate to the fullest and most transparent extent of the law by proving once and for all that he didn’t sexually assault minors on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet and rape island, lie about it to the public in multiple press appearances, or pay £12m of public money to silence one of his victims. I for one would be more than happy for my taxes to go to such a noble pursuit so that we can all know the truth of the matter under threat of perjury and have it recorded as a binding legal precedent.

  3. I think they better get their lawyers, as the nonce I mean the free loader who abuses our hard earned taxes as well as young girls, said he “doesn’t sweat”… So there. Besides the Bishop said we should forgive the predator. Though I can’t quite think why a Bishop would be so supportive of sex offenders!!🤔

  4. My favourite thing about this type of thing is imagining the sheepish PR person trying to find a way to tell the sweaty nonce in question that this has happened without saying the title.

  5. I hope at least some jubilee parties get this played over the PA system by some naughty peeps 🙂

  6. Someone should tell these guys you can make political music and have it still be good, especially the lyrics. Don’t get me wrong, the message is good but all their songs are so boring with lyrics being a 12 year olds idea of what’s edgy. They’re always begging people to buy their singles as well, not very punk.

    I’m not a music snob either, I can enjoy simple pop like call me maybe just as much as I enjoy any punk or rock. But there’s just nothing interesting about The Kunts.

    Would rather listen to some Propagandhi if I wanted political punk.

  7. How long will Andrew be able to hide from Justice?

    That he refuses to cooperate with the US justice system kind of shows some guilty feeling here.

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