TIL that back in 50 B.C. Queen Maeve drove a Skoda

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1. You’d wreck the clutch getting that through Maeve’s gap in the Cooleys hey.

2. ..and learnt that actually SUVs can get stuck in a field.

3. It’s such an odd campaign. There’s St Brigid one as well I think?

4. The fucking state of those posters when you get to Dublin. Cringe.

5. My favorite Irish legend is that one about the Subaru of Knowledge

6. Fuck off I don’t wanna buy your cars.

7. Maeve is quite possibly the worst Anglicization of Medb I have ever seen.

8. Number plate:

   -50 D 00001

9. Whats next…Conchobar mac Nissan?

10. Her plan to steal the brown bull rested on the fuel efficiency of a skoda you see

11. I guess they had mad VRT back then too and all she could afford was a Skoda

12. Fine looking Kodiaq

13. Queen Maeve, the queen in a wheelchair

14. We need [Branded Hellscape Ireland](https://mobile.twitter.com/BrandedIreland) to return to Twitter

15. While I find the car placement stupid (it **is** an advert after all), I do think it’s cool that we have more art about our legends & folklore. They’re pretty well done (aside from the cars obv.)

16. Sure 50 years after that, Jesus was driving a Honda.

    “For I did not speak of my own Accord” – John 12:49.

17. How else you meant to transport the Bull of Cooley from under the nose of those pesky Ulstermen?

    Fuck him into the boot with room to spare!

18. Congratulations on making it through airport security.

19. Which one of you fucking “I’ll just kill baby hitler” mfs did this? You fucked the timeline you prick.

20. That’s as far as they could get the Kodiaq into the frame. Wouldn’t make it up that hill.

21. Must have picked up the letter V while she was getting the car